A couple had been married for many years. One of the husbands habits that used to annoy his wife was every morning he used to let go an enormous fart. His wife used to say to him that one day he'd blow out his innards with the fart. One Christmas morning as she was preparing the turkey when seeing the giblets gave her an idea. She took the giblets upstairs and placed them in the bed behind her husband. About half an hour later she heard her husband fart followed by a blood curdling scream and the sound of footsteps rushing to the bathroom. Half an hour later the husband came down, rather subdued, and said to the wife "You were right, my innards came out when I farted. But its OK, with the aid of some vaseline I was able to put them back."