PhilJ W

In the US the best car thief deterent is now a manual gearbox.

There's quite a few places named after pubs and inns such as Craven Arms.

Thats why I never sell on E-bay.

Loo roll smuggler >>

Morning all from Estuary-Land. A bit grey this morning and evidently it rained last night. I have enough food stocks in for the present but in a day or two I will have to get more bread and milk, hopefully the numpties will have stopped panicking. A woman has been caught smuggling loo rolls.

Goodnight all.

Have you got enough toilet paper?

Evening all from Estuary-Land. Not a lot to report but this was on Farcebook, Don't mess with us old'uns.

Don't mess with us old'uns. https://www.facebook.com/malvine.jansone/videos/2601625206625848/

https://howmuchtoiletpaper.com/?fbclid=IwAR0emVuPxex8nfuNrlXA-lEw567dWcftQ9E2fesr9VgY_nKsYTR5VN-Fim8

West end 1985.

Just spotted the ad on top of the page, advertising cruises for 2021.

Do you have to send the results back by post?

Afternoon all from Estuary-Land. Tess Coes was less crowded lunch time but there's a lot of empty shelves in sight but I got most of what I needed. A few extras was some cheeses from the deli counter, they are closing the in store deli, fresh fish and butchery from tomorrow so they are de-stocking at reduced prices. I can't un-imagine the mental picture that that conjures up. He's in the highest risk category as he's on dialysis and should be isolating already. So he goes out shopping! Our sister is more to be feared than any SWMBO.

I had to look up when I joined. It was March 23rd 2010. In 5 days time I will have been a member for 10 years.

I hope your not going stir crazy.

So theres going to be no Formula 1 for the forseeable future. Cyn Ickle.

I can imagine some little darlings finding their parents 'panic buy' stash of toilet rolls and unravelling them to get to the cardboard tubes.

Morning all from Estuary-Land. No urgent need to go shopping, just papers to get today so I might just toddle down to the newsagents shortly. Some of the upcoming events are still advertised as opening but its extreamly doubtful now that they will. On the local (London) news last night was that Ally Pally itself was shutting its doors for the duration. Time now to start excavating the spare room and discover some forgotten half finished projects.

Makes good hand sanitizer, (if its more than 60% AVB).

Goodnight all.

Evening all from Estuary-Land. It seems that since the corona virus started theres a lot of people signing up to a couple of groups that I administer on Facebook. One is a (none-railway) modelling group and the other is a local history photo group. Spoke to my brother earlier, no apparent harm done but my sister had already spoken to him read him the riot act. It might be that you need a new battery. Modern batteries in good condition should hold enough power to start an engine after being idle for a couple of months.

FIFTY SHADES OF GREY BY PAM AYRES The missus bought a Paperback, down Shepton Mallet way, I had a look inside her bag;... T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey". Well I just left her to it, And at ten I went to bed. An hour later she appeared; The sight filled me with dread. In her left hand she held a rope; And in her right a whip! She threw them down upon the floor, And then began to strip. Well fifty years or so ago; I might have had a peek; But Mabel hasn't weathered well; She's eighty four next week!! Watching Mabel bump and grind; Could not have been much grimmer. And things then went from bad to worse; She toppled off her Zimmer! She struggled back upon her feet; A couple minutes later; She put her teeth back in and said "I am a dominator!!" Now if you knew our Mabel, You'd see just why I spluttered, I'd spent two months in traction For the last complaint I'd uttered. She stood there nude and naked Bent forward just a bit I went to hold her, sensual like and stood on her left tit! Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out; My God what had I done! She moaned and groaned then shouted out: "Step on the other one!!" Well readers, I can tell no more; Of what occurred that day. Suffice to say my jet black hair, Turned fifty shades of grey!!

East London 1985.