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You will be able to check for bear paw prints much more easily.

Your neighbours' cats must be very big.

Send one over here Perhaps it might keep the neighbours cats away. Morning all.

Apparently the ref told Pardew that the Newcastle player wasn't in control of he ball so it couldn't be considered a goal scoring opportunity. It baffled the pundits in the studio too.

Morning all Glad to see that you are back with us Don. Sorry to hear that J's family are causing concern Gordon. Give her my regards. We are in the process of sorting residential care out for MiL. Sadly, it is agreed by all concerned that she can no longer safely look after herself, even with regular visits from carers and family. She has been in hospital for a couple of weeks and the various social workers and panels held their meetings. Yesterday was the deciding 'best interest' meeting and the decision was made. She was medically ready for discharge and we were taking some of her own furnishings, pictures etc to the home ths weekend but the hospital told us they won't now discharge her as she has 'caught an infection'. There is something frightening in those words from a hospital these days. Trev: It is always good to return home and sleep in your own bed - or are you someone who is happy with a nomadic lifestyle?

My mate died on the golf course. The funeral was going realy well until someone shouted loudly 'Get in the hole'

Stop being so crabbie..........

Morning all Lead climbing Mike? My word, you are going up in the world.. Dd, should SWMBO have to be obeyed, and your Internet connection is of a reasonable speed you can usually watch the F1 on the BBC website.

I would like to oblige DD but unfortuna....................................

Clever.

It was never like that that when Sergeant Blaketon was in charge.

He wrote about Google 60 years ago? A far sighted chap.

....but what if you ever want to claim a world record?

It's not foggy..... ......it's just mists and mellow fruitfulness.

Don't worry Dominik. Another month and the nights start drawing out again.

My word, you have got a small banana.

Happy birthday Abi. Does that make her the same age as Pete? Morning all.

The big feet were necessary for balance then?

No need to worry folks........ ......it's only Tony in Wickes.

Can I go back and do my corrections?

It's not fair. Everybody else's midlife crises involves fast cars or motorbikes and sporty women. Mine involved being depressed and putting on weight.

35x optical zoom. Wow!! You will need the image stabilisation facility with that. Looks a very nice bit of kit.

Many happy returns Pete. That sounds as though it might be an enjoyable and profitable weekend Gordon.

Probably too late Don, but if we don't see you before Xmas best wishes to you and yours. Haste ye back.

Does it run under Goretex 1.2