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Did anyone see fit to record this momentous occasion on silver halide coated gelatin emulsion?

Yep, mainly because you can give them back at the end of the day.

Comes up in US$ and says does not ship to United Kingdom. Has he realised that people over here have sussed him? Watch out America.

Is it just me, or is the most interesting season, on many fronts, that we have had for a long time?

Couldn't you move somewhere closer?

Why should they put themselves out for music tuition? After all, it doesn't contribute to their position in the league tables does it?

I think I'd better cash out now and run.

I'm not too fond of pigeons either.

Newcastle fans. Sunderland fans think he is doing a reasonable job.

England were the better team for seventy of the eighty minutes. The only reason Wales had more energy in the last ten minutes was that they spent the first half spectating. There, that's put the cat among the pigeons. p.s. I hate cats.

That's the kiss of death for Sunderland then.

If someone were ever to create an index to ERs it would make an ... erm ....interesting list.

Is McLaren about to be given one of those Sports Direct zero hours contracts? Choosing Benitez would involve an interesting conflict of approaches. Benitez likes to be the main man. Newcastle under Ashley treat their managers as mid ranking staff.

Apparently prostitution and drugs also contribute to our GDP. Looks like I'm not doing my bit either.

So let's get this right. You have a dicky heart and they send round a stunning shapely blonde.......... You'd better ruddy well stick to the regime. You'll need it.

Black puddin' on the Deli counter?Who'd have thought such a humble pudding could ever achieve such fame? And in Waitrose no less.

Defies logic doesn't it?. That's why I'm wondering what the catch is.

Kind folk of ERs may I ask if any of you have, or have experience of, current accounts that offer 'rewards'. I was looking at one in particular with these conditions. Pay a fee of £5 per month. Pay in at least £800 per month and have at least two direct debits a month In return they offer Cash back on a range of household bills. 3% interest on amounts up to £20,000. Using their online calculator they could be giving more than £600 a year for my current account. That is better than many savings accounts and ISA s. What is the catch?

What on earth do they actually do to their models? http://www.ebay.com/itm/182046069042 Fire sale perhaps?

If that is officially called 'The Handbook For Steam Locomotive Enginemen' you can download the 1957 edition in various formats from here. https://archive.org/details/HandbookForRailwaySteamLocomotiveEnginemen

Great to see you posting again Jock.

The dream goes on.

Be thankful you aren't like Tom Sharpe's Wilt, whose wife insisted the kids play with daddy by jumping up and down on his catheter bag. Rather like having an in reverse was the description he used. Edit: Oh, sod the censor.

We have frosted glass in ours. Keeps the neighbours happy.

Groan. She's back. Hooray.