Hi Scott,
Hope you and the family are well. I love lego and had quite a bit as a kid though nothing like what you can get today.
Now I am not going to take the blame for your failed layout attempts and I understand you are joking but you have had some good layouts over the years you just need to stick with something and not get sidetracked by other peoples layouts and idea's. Am I right or Am I right.
If I could start again, Llanbourne would be a lot different that it is today but I am happy with what I have, so Llanbourne will hopefully be around for a few years yet.
From what I have seen you can make boards lay track ballast track wire it and do scenic work. You have weathered stock too. I know Ian is always happy to help out you out too and I know he probably has more modelling time than you but look at that superb layout he has built and in such a short time.
Come on Mate have another crack. Looking forwards to you next layout thread, even if it a Lego train set.
All the Best Peter.