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...or, a block of Feta Cheese, a nice chicken brea#t and some ground pepper. Lightly fry the thinly sliced Leek until golden, pop in pre heated 180* oven on baking tray, slice and cook chicken in a frying pan. Break the Feta and put most over the Leek for about two minutes, then add the cooked chicken for a couple more minutes. When the Feta has melted, remove, serve with a little more (or the rest of the) Feta and season. Bootiful

I had to pull into Haltwhistle public bogs just now to avoid a major one! :-)))

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