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  1. It was Thorndyke's idea.

    1. bgman

      bgman

      Patents are pending by all accounts so he needs to be quick !

  2. Musée d'Nougat

  3. Epistolary

    1. 46444

      46444

      Sounds painful...

    2. Robert

      Robert

      Gesundheit ;-)

  4. The Sun Always Shines On T.V.

    1. blueeighties

      blueeighties

      I close the curtains.

    2. Metr0Land

      Metr0Land

      Alan Patridge has just tweeted from his Travel Tavern A-Haaaaaa

  5. "Pata Pata" is the name of a dance we do down Johannesburg way. / And everybody starts to move as soon as "Pata Pata" starts to play - whoo!

    1. bgman

      bgman

      I hear lots of tiny feet shuffling

    2. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      I thought it was more toyi-toyi

  6. The Man from Hainaut

    1. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      ....via Newbury Park.

    2. bgman

      bgman

      He say Yaissss

  7. Horace

    1. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Is this The Honourable Horace, who held hands on Hampstead Heath with Hattie and Henry for half an hour?

    2. Ian J.

      Ian J.

      Heffelump

  8. Horapollon

    1. 46444

      46444

      The rovers of Featherstone...

    2. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Yes, please play nicely.

    3. rembrow

      rembrow

      It's all Greek to me

  9. Flesh stays no farther reason.

  10. First we take Manhattan, then we take Berlin.

    1. Dr Gerbil-Fritters

      Dr Gerbil-Fritters

      Leonard Cohen, or Donald Trump?

    2. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Don't give him ideas! oO

    3. muddys-blues

      muddys-blues

      Jennifer Warnes "The Famous Blue Raincoat" one of my favourite albums of Leonard Cohen songs

  11. Ray the republican publican

  12. A bowl of Swedish meatballs.

    1. bgman

      bgman

      quickly followed by double fried chips placed between two slices of bread and butter

  13. Los Cubanos

    1. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Sticky backed plastic.

    2. PhilEakins

      PhilEakins

      Rolled on the thighs of nubile Cuban maidens ... excuse me I'll just ...

    3. bgman

      bgman

      bocadillo de tortilla de patata

  14. The Method.

    1. vaughan45
    2. Londontram

      Londontram

      Damn beat me to it

    3. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      I'm not sure if that's enough to make me flip my lid.

  15. Be a czar. Be a star.

    1. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      A bowl of cornflakes.

    2. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Be a czar. Be a star. Go.

       

      Or, if you prefer, Czar, Star, Va. Yugo, 'cos I don't want to.

    3. bgman

      bgman

      картошка

  16. The Yes Men

    1. bgman

      bgman

      Does that mean I can have a chip butty then ?

  17. would surmise that horses are good neigh-bours.

    1. Mad McCann

      Mad McCann

      Hee haw, hee haw hee haw-ways says that...

    2. Ozexpatriate

      Ozexpatriate

      Nay nay - due to the poo poo.

    3. TT3

      TT3

      "Wilbur, come in the room...."

  18. Get the cheese to Sickbay!

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    2. SHMD

      SHMD

      Would that be a Form1 CK?

    3. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      It might be the consequence of a Please Explain.

    4. rembrow

      rembrow

      Nurse 'Hotlips' Houlihan will dress your rind

  19. All hail Aristotle.

    1. bgman

      bgman

      What time are the chip butties going to be ready I'm rather peckish:)

  20. Battle drill aboard the Space Frigate Donizetti.

    1. rembrow

      rembrow

      One potato, two potato, three potato, four --

  21. A three hour tour, a three hour tour...

    1. railroadbill

      railroadbill

      The weather started getting rough, the tiny ship was tossed. if not for the courage of the fearless crew the minnow would be lost

  22. In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... the A-Team.

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    2. RJS1977

      RJS1977

      Prefer this version myself

       

    3. petethemole

      petethemole

      They must be knocking on a bit by now and due for retirement.

    4. Captain Kernow
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