NGT6 1315

I'm better on the theory of Kit-Kat consumption.

If nothing unreal exists, why is New Public Management still around?

May I drink my Earl Grey first ?

The Soldiering Solderer

Who would like a bowl of cold custard?

By Jove!

Those who are about to die say stuff this

Whatever did they do for us anyway?

Didn't he play for Accrington Stanley ?

Does that come with chips ?

I'm rather sure you didn't *quite* use that wording, Vincent.

A wobbly blancmange.

Sorry - you're thinking is a bit foggy.

Long John Baldry

You won't take 'no' for an answer, will you? You must play nicely, or else we will remove your emotion chip and put you in a High Security Naughty Corner on the far side of the Moon.

Arnie deserved an Oscar.....

I'll reserve judgement on that.

But empty vessels make most noise.

Hogg.

The Arkansas Chuggabug.

Sadly, but unsurprisingly, Mayor Ford is no longer with us.

Greying clothes line pegs

Is he from Leeds?...

Has he brought his batman?

My pet one's called Herbert

Rendered harmless by Urbanite!

The rural Buddah

John Craven..

Death in Venice

Venus Flytrap

The Millennium Bug

A bottle of toilet cleaner.

Is that the act of getting beaten at Tennis??

Kippers...

You do know that we have a queen don't you?

MCMXC a.D.

Mrs Postlethwaite will feed your whippets directly.

I think they are called fungimentalists.

And if they're musically apt, are they chanterelles?

Not for me, I'm enough of a fungi already

Captain May was known to be a Maverick.

Right, that's it. You've been told time and time again to play nicely. You are now condemned without trial to 1,000 years of hard labour in the colonial mining camp on Regulus 3. They have the most secure Naughty Step in the known galaxy. Don't say you weren't warned.

The Hard Plaice

The Red Herring

Not sure.

There is no official website for lavatory paper.

I deny to confirm.

Mr.Muscle

A bit skint today, can I have the £100 Vortex instead?

Shake 'n Vac.