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Black Ops
The Pirates of Penzance
Jinty3f
You mean you peed your pants?
Alister_G
I am the very model of a modern Major General,
Ozexpatriate
Didn't you mean "pilots"?
maintains that astronomy is a Sirius matter.
60159
... "making plans for Rigel"?
The Fortnightly Month
bgman
F.A.B.
Amalgamated and Juicy
The Sicilian Vespers
Ian J.
The Sardinian Sardines
KevinWalsh
Lombardy Lambrettas
Captain Kernow
A part-finished bowl of tepid turnip broth.
Kwisatz Haderach
NGT6 1315
Padishah Emperor
thaddeus
Spice must flow!
I used to have a red one
Pankration
It's the Gun, not the Machine.
Kylestrome
In some places, a bacon sandwich could be taken as a grave insult. ;-)
Mad McCann
Last time I saw the machine, Florence was skulking off with it.
KalKat
....not the Gnu then?
If you're thirsty and can't get a drink, could this lead to a fit of beve-rage?
Soporific Soda
unklian
not to be confused with a large rodent cutting down all the trees in your garden and giving you beaver-rage
Dictatorial Consent
Can I have butter on mine please ?
PhilEakins
Does that result in something naughty involving rubber underwear, fishnet stockings and 5 inch heels?
Dictaphone Permission
Mechanised Hygiene Brigade
46444
Mobile loo cleaners par excellence. 15th Foot in Bog...
SHMD
Dinner Ladies
The Perishables, a death metal combo known for their very short performances.
Archimedes and his screw...
Screw Archimedes, that's what I say...
The Rialto
A bridge whereupon the purchase of chip butties have sadly been discontinued
vaughan45
Reliant Rialto
I remember it well.....
"Keep calm and carrion", said the vulture, unfazed.
Mikkel
Over my dead body, replied the zebra.
Bedlam and Strife
Starsky and Hutch
Agent Double-Oh-Oh.
rembrow
'Agent Double Entendre -Did you Blofeld'
The spice extends life. The spice expands consciousness.
AndyB
And the curry spice expands the waist line. Or is it the lager that goes with....
Spaghetti.
Guild Report...
The Flag
The Transitionals, an ephemeral folk rock band.
Little Big Dimension
The Almighty Gerund.
Worksop.
What are you -ing -ing about?
Homunculus
