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NGT6 1315

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  1. When Machines Machinate

    1. bgman

      bgman

      A worn out typewriter ribbon

  2. The Temporal Approach

    1. MarkC

      MarkC

      That would be an ecumenical matter

    2. ian
  3. This is codeword material.

    1. SHMD

      SHMD

      It's ANT DAY!

    2. bgman

      bgman

      A torn vest

  4. Private sign! Do not read!

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    2. ian

      ian

      This sign not in use.

    3. Zero Gravitas

      Zero Gravitas

      This comment is intentionally blank.

    4. Devo63

      Devo63

      Please let me know if you can't read this comment.

  5. Think you of the fact that a deaf person cannot hear. Then, what deafness may we not all possess? What senses do we lack that we cannot see and cannot hear another world all around us? What is there around us that we cannot know?

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    2. Mad McCann

      Mad McCann

      Has the world gone mad or is it me.

    3. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      That depends on how much earwax is about to fall out of your earhole....

    4. Captain Kernow
  6. All your base are belong to us.

    1. Mikkel

      Mikkel

      Take me to your weeder

  7. There be Dragons Here.

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    2. bgman

      bgman

      A Baby Belling

    3. PhilEakins

      PhilEakins

      North of Watford?

    4. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Is there anything north of Watford even? oO

  8. Gumshoe Detective

  9. Kralizec, the Typhoon Struggle, is here.

  10. L’Incoronazione di Poppea

  11. Damocles and his sword.

    1. Claude_Dreyfus

      Claude_Dreyfus

      Watch out Theresa... Or should that be the knife of Brutus? Maybe even Brutii?

    2. Devo63

      Devo63

      Yvette and her egg whisk!

    3. bgman

      bgman

      Elastoplast

  12. Roma victrix!

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    2. AndyB

      AndyB

      * and Obelix forever!

    3. beast66606

      beast66606

      Romanes eunt domus !

    4. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      People called Romanes, they go, the house?!?

  13. Thunderbolt and Lightning!

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    2. rembrow

      rembrow

      Names of a 'celebrities' children?

    3. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Donner und blitzen!

    4. Tony Davis

      Tony Davis

      Very, very frightening for my dog, she hid under the couch.

  14. Colourless green ideas sleep furiously.

    1. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      I thought it was a stab at a haiku.

    2. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      That's a load of hogg.

  15. A stern martinet

    1. vaughan45

      vaughan45

      Takes a bow

    2. PhilEakins

      PhilEakins

      Ohhh Matron ....

  16. Shillelagh law!

    1. Captain Kernow
    2. Metr0Land

      Metr0Land

      Cudgels to the lot of ye!

  17. The Colonies

    1. vaughan45

      vaughan45

      are in revolt

    2. Ian J.

      Ian J.

      Sergeant Colonies

  18. Acqua non potabile

    1. PhilEakins

      PhilEakins

      It'll be alright if you sterilise it with whiskey first.

    2. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      How barbaric!

    3. eastwestdivide

      eastwestdivide

      È pericoloso sporgersi.

      Especially at the picturesque station of Sottopassaggio, at least that's what it said on the sign.

  19. „What’s the matter, Colonel Sandurz? CHICKENNNN?“

    1. Free At Last

      Free At Last

      Tastes fowl.

    2. bgman

      bgman

      Bucket !

    3. Ken.W

      Ken.W

      KFC - Kan't Find the Chicken

      (ken Dodd)

  20. I fell into a burning ring of fire...

    1. GWR88

      GWR88

      Yes the quality of the takeaway does go down on a friday night with rather poor consequenses

    2. steve22

      steve22

      These people who will check the firebars before the engine has a chance to cool down...

  21. Eugene Onegin

    1. Captain Kernow
    2. Ozexpatriate

      Ozexpatriate

      I am familiar only with Eugene, Oregon.

    3. Ian J.

      Ian J.

      The Onegin Line

  22. Conquer Ingraham Star System.

    1. Mikkel

      Mikkel

      Aka a fork.

    2. 46444

      46444

      Featherstone Rovers....

  23. Coming soon, the Red Balloon!

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    2. DonB

      DonB

      Any connection with the Spoof Western "Red Garters" ?

    3. lapford34102

      lapford34102

      99 I hope...

    4. AndyB

      AndyB

      Virgin gives you a legal high?

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