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  1. NGT6 1315

    A Tyrell Corporation Product

    1. 46444

      46444

      Ken...

    2. Ian J.

      Ian J.

      Is it real?

    3. The Blue Streak

      The Blue Streak

      P34

  2. NGT6 1315

    A Chinese Hong Kong Song

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    2. vaughan45

      vaughan45

      Hong Kong Phooey

    3. bgman

      bgman

      Prawn B&lls

    4. Porcy Mane

      Porcy Mane

      Confucius: he sing, Prawn Crackers.

  3. NGT6 1315

    What's an onomatopoeia? - Just what it sounds like!

    1. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      What would you like it to be?

  4. NGT6 1315

    Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy

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    2. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      A length of puff pastry.

    3. TT3

      TT3

      Sounds like the shipping news

    4. eastwestdivide

      eastwestdivide

      Driver, Guard, Wheeltapper, Shunter

  5. NGT6 1315

    Is a corrupt police investigator who tampers with files engaging in casemodding?

    1. Londontram

      Londontram

      Its got to be said my friend sometimes it pays not to think to hard about somethings

    2. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      No. He or she would be termed 'a corrupt police investigator tampering with files'.

  6. NGT6 1315

    There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

    1. Liam

      Liam

      Next time he should make sure the pundits are on his side. :P

    2. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Oh dear, ho ho ho!

    3. DonB

      DonB

      who said that Continentals don't have a sense of humour?

  7. NGT6 1315

    ¡Bienvenido a Miami!

  8. NGT6 1315

    The Rock.

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    2. Liam

      Liam

      Long Rock

    3. thaddeus

      thaddeus

      I was told me prefers Dwayne Johnson these days

    4. PhilEakins

      PhilEakins

      Alcatraz?

  9. NGT6 1315

    Dispatches from Avalon

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    2. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      What do they say?

    3. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Inter alia, recommended sources for quality sausages across Avalon.

    4. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      I thought it was a posh supermarket chain.

  10. NGT6 1315

    The Sausage Commandments

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    2. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      And see, there was gravy, and mash in heaps.

    3. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      There are no such things. They are merely guidelines on where to get the best sausages.

    4. The Stationmaster

      The Stationmaster

      Milford Haven is good for sausages.

  11. NGT6 1315

    I'm hungry. Any advice re good sausages?

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    2. toboldlygo

      toboldlygo

      Venison and Red Wine ones from Sainsburys or the Pork and Bramley Apple ones from the Butchers in Westward Ho!

    3. walrus

      walrus

      Revett's butchers in Wickham Market

    4. DonB

      DonB

      long ago, daughter dated a local butcher's son. Quote "if you saw all that goes into sausages you'd never buy them again"

  12. NGT6 1315

    Tender is the Night.

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    2. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      I think I’ll have a Sturrock.

    3. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      I could certainly need a tank now and then! xD

    4. DougN

      DougN

      Better than a tender behind....

  13. NGT6 1315

    The Garrote from Ipanema

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    2. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Not a very popular local government official in that case.

    3. bgman

      bgman

      A carrot from Torquay

    4. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Yes, that might be a possible subject Local Authority.

  14. NGT6 1315

    Weaner rup this programme.

    1. Mad McCann

      Mad McCann

      Wiener? Don't tell CK!

  15. NGT6 1315

    The Noise in Illinois

    1. Ian J.

      Ian J.

      The Nose in Mon Repose

    2. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      A pickled gherkin.

  16. NGT6 1315

    Cervisia bibenda est!

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    2. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Shaken, not stirred?

    3. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Trousers.

    4. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Trellis.

  17. NGT6 1315

    The Olympians

    1. vaughan45

      vaughan45

      Routemaster

  18. NGT6 1315

    RED ROCKET

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    2. Ed-farms

      Ed-farms

      Yellow Rocket

      Red rocket

      Yellow Rocket

       

      Doesn't quite work as a tongue twister

    3. bgman

      bgman

      With mayonnaise please !

    4. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Please play nicely.

  19. NGT6 1315

    The Grasshopper Lies Heavy

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    2. DougN

      DougN

      Well it would after the motor mower had been over it!

    3. Ian J.

      Ian J.

      Kung Fu Gravy

    4. ardbealach

      ardbealach

      All is vanity

  20. NGT6 1315

    Expedition to Pellucidar

  21. NGT6 1315

    Oy vey.

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    2. MarkC

      MarkC

      Aye caramba...

    3. ian

      ian

      Mazel tov!

    4. bgman

      bgman

      Beethovens 9th

  22. NGT6 1315

    Magna Graecia

    1. bgman

      bgman

      My boy lolly pop

  23. NGT6 1315

    El almirante de flota García.

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    2. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Con una jarra de cerveza.

    3. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      No, con dos vasos de cerveza buena.

    4. bgman

      bgman

      Cream Soda

  24. NGT6 1315

    The walls have hearsay.

    1. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Shortcrust pastry.

       

    2. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Damn, now I’m hungry!

    3. bgman

      bgman

      Walls also have ears, I found one in my ice cream

  25. NGT6 1315

    Tintin au pays des Soviets

    1. Ozexpatriate

      Ozexpatriate

      Do svidaniya comrades Thompson and Thompson

    2. Mikkel

      Mikkel

      The world before Haddock

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