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  1. Un pot de la délicieuse soupe Mulligatawny.

    1. Huw Griffiths

      Huw Griffiths

      A hot meal to sit down to?

    2. bgman

      bgman

      Sheffield Wednesday

    3. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Huw, that’d be a veg curry, I suppose.

  2. Klingon martini. Shaken, not stirred.

    1. MarkC

      MarkC

      "Today is a good day to die!!!"

  3. Chech‘tluth and gagh.

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    2. Captain Kernow
    3. Ian J.
    4. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Not Russian, Vincent. You haven’t had any good food until you have sampled original Klingon cuisine. :-D

  4. All Along The Watchtower

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    2. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Modern lavatory paper.

    3. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      A step beyond four layers?

    4. chris p bacon

      chris p bacon

      There must be some way out of here

  5. Oppan Gangnam Style!

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    2. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      "Heyyyy sexy lady..."

    3. 45568

      45568

      Perhaps best forgot in todays world climate??

    4. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Only if it had said „Oppan Pyongyang Style“!

  6. Southern serves the South.

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    2. JJGraphics
    3. Dr Gerbil-Fritters

      Dr Gerbil-Fritters

      And gives a green light to innvovation

    4. lapford34102

      lapford34102

      South returns a backhand down the line

  7. Logan‘s Run

    1. The Blue Streak
    2. Londontram

      Londontram

      With her kit off

    3. Ian J.

      Ian J.

      And a score by J. Goldsmith, IIRC.

  8. If a Minkowski spacetime contains a compact region Ω, and if the topology of Ω is of the form Ω ~ R × Σ, where Σ is a three-manifold of the nontrivial topology, whose boundary has topology of the form ∂Σ ~ S2, and if, furthermore, the hypersurfaces Σ are all spacelike, then the region Ω contains a quasipermanent intrauniverse wormhole.

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    2. Northroader

      Northroader

      Wednesday is early closing day

    3. AndyB

      AndyB

      Describes rusks ground into the carpet perfectly. So much for the theory, you best get scrapping it off as part of the practical!

    4. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Not in the wider sense of the gentleman's outfitter.

  9. Occam's Razor

    1. Mad McCann

      Mad McCann

      Socrates' shaving gel...

  10. The battle for peace has begun.

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    2. Ian J.

      Ian J.

      Piece of what?

    3. Londontram

      Londontram

      I fear its a battle that can never be won

    4. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Not in the DPRK it hasn't!

  11. Nosferatu

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    2. James Harrison

      James Harrison

      He dines alone in empty rooms with sweet bouquet of withered blooms,

      His teeth long rotted to the root he sucks the pulp of bruised fruit.

      Gone the bearing and the grace, sad sunken eyes and charmel face,

      He'll dye his hair and paint his nails and rouge the cheeks that aging pales.

       

      Nosferatu he sleeps the restless sleep of the undead.

       

      And when he stands before the glass no reflection does he cast,

      This vile disease that taints his line burns the...

    3. Tony Davis

      Tony Davis

      Fangs for mentioning that!

    4. PhilEakins

      PhilEakins

      Damn good film though.

  12. A saga of cricket among the stars: The Umpire Strikes Back.

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    2. Barry O

      Barry O

      Darth rules space!

    3. Ian J.

      Ian J.

      You cannot be serious!

    4. waggy

      waggy

      A Dickie Bird told me it was filmed in Barnsley

  13. Le mois de Fructidor

    1. bgman

      bgman

      Does that come with Frites ?

    2. Ian J.
  14. The Great Wall of China

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    2. eastwestdivide

      eastwestdivide

      I thought he was making it out of concrete, not china.

    3. Londontram

      Londontram

      Do you think it might need compressing if done in 4mm scale

    4. PhilEakins

      PhilEakins

      Can you see it from space?

  15. Hannibal's on the jazz!

    1. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      I ain‘t gettin‘ on no plane!

    2. 46444

      46444

      Those Honda's are nice...

  16. Ze marwellous Prussian diszipleen.

  17. Two helium atoms were acting funny. HeHe.

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    2. Ian J.

      Ian J.

      :lol: They are the definite particle...
    3. PhilEakins

      PhilEakins

      Protons make good friends - they always have a positive attitude.

    4. Liam

      Liam

      Moral of the story: never leave atoms unattended.

  18. Lacedaemon

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    2. NXEA!
    3. 46444

      46444

      Lace Demon....

    4. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      The demon that causes shoelaces to break at the most inconvenient times?

  19. Anerriphtho kubos.

    1. PhilEakins

      PhilEakins

      I'll take two, with a side order of chips and beans - hold the sausages.

    2. bgman

      bgman

      I'm happy with a kebab to be honest !

    3. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      And in English, please.

  20. The Most Serene and Honourable Grand Duke of Muscovy

  21. A musician suspected by investigators of having orchestrated an assassination attempt has gone into Haydn, a police spokesperson said.

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    2. DavidR

      DavidR

      But he'll be Bach in an hour or two, although he's Offenbach earlier

    3. eastwestdivide

      eastwestdivide

      Unfortunately the suspect had an watertight alibi, so the case against him just un-ravel-led

    4. Huw Griffiths

      Huw Griffiths

      Don't tell me - he'd got his Coates and gone Chopin.

  22. American Kaolin, the new industrial blockbuster now playing at cinemas near you.

    1. Liam

      Liam

      I think I'll stick with Dunkirk.

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