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  1. Purple Rain

    1. bgman

      bgman

      No more blackcurrant juice for you my boy !

  2. The Brandenburg Concertos

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    2. Huw Griffiths

      Huw Griffiths

      Some of these comments sound distinctly well tempered.

    3. Hroth

      Hroth

      Nahhh - just variations on a theme....

    4. AndyB

      AndyB

      Downloaded it. But tbh the Bach was worse than his byte.

  3. Hannibal is on the jazz!

  4. 91 54 7383 003-1 CZ-ČDC

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    2. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Svíčková na smetaně.

    3. Shedmaster

      Shedmaster

      We're gonna need a Geodatic Survey Map of Wyoming...

    4. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Play the five tones.

  5. Mr. Ambassador, you have nearly a hundred naval vessels operating in the North Atlantic right now. Your aircraft has dropped enough sonar buoys so that a man could walk from Greenland to Iceland to Scotland without getting his feet wet. Now, shall we dispense with the bull?

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    2. The Black Hat

      The Black Hat

      Im a politician, which means Im a cheat and a liar. And when Im not kissing babies, I'm stealing their lollipops...

    3. TT3

      TT3

      I would have liked to see Montana

    4. SHMD

      SHMD

      Let them sing

  6. The Ark of the Revenant

    1. Hroth

      Hroth

      I've got my cricket bat ready...

    2. Captain Kernow
  7. Perhaps we should have the chef whip up a light balsamic vinaigrette – something that'll go well with chrysanthemums.

  8. 91 85 4475 402-4 CH-BLSC

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    2. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      180 08 BROMAL 74 27 99 14. Boris, Roman, Olga, Mikhail, Anna, Larisa. 7 4 2 7 9 9 1 4

    3. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Total gibberish.

    4. newbryford
  9. This is not a tangerine bicycle!

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    2. Metr0Land

      Metr0Land

      No words rhyme with orange, though sporange comes close

    3. eastwestdivide

      eastwestdivide

      Blorenge, nr Abergavenny

    4. Tim Hall

      Tim Hall

      Good view from up there, go two or three times a year.

  10. A foreign man is flying in an airplane. He points out of the window at the unfamiliar countryside below and exclaims, "No soap... radio?"

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    2. Hroth

      Hroth

      Then they had cabbage leaf crumble....

    3. Grafarman
    4. Mikkel

      Mikkel

      It's better in Latin.

  11. A cellular peptide cake. With mint frosting.

    1. jsp3970

      jsp3970

      Sounds like a star trek thing.

    2. 46444

      46444

      Are they reduced in Poundland?

    3. Mikkel

      Mikkel

      Found the video clip. Rather disturbing!

  12. And the forecast for tonight: Persistent darkness.

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    2. Ravenser

      Ravenser

      Followed by sunny intervals

    3. Hroth

      Hroth

      Followed by Rain. Lots of Rain. (Might not, but its a fair prediction for the time of year)

    4. Mad McCann

      Mad McCann

      Any time of year these days...

  13. The Ship of Theseus

    1. Captain Kernow
    2. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Replace optical relay.

  14. Mazel tov.

    1. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Careful, that stuff can be very rich.

  15. Trumpeter, Trumpeter, Trumpeter!

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    2. 46444

      46444

      And a rather nice Me262 Storm Vogel..

    3. The Stationmaster
    4. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Bolleaux, bolleaux, bolleaux.

  16. Meet the Corleones…

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    2. bgman

      bgman

      Will there be any crumpet ?

    3. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Why would you want to meet people like that? They don't play nicely.

    4. rembrow

      rembrow

      Do they play the mandolin?

  17. The Alphas and the Betas

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    2. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      A clean broom handle.

    3. PhilEakins

      PhilEakins

      I'm with the mamas and the poppas

    4. 46444

      46444

      All Blockers to me..

  18. Steakhouse Rock

    1. bgman

      bgman

      Yabba Dabba Doo !

      Flinstones

      Meet the Flinstones

  19. Quincy, M.E.

    1. Ian J.

      Ian J.

      Me Tarzan! You Quincy!

  20. As long as there is injustice, whenever a Targathian baby cries out, wherever a distress signal sounds among the stars, we'll be there. This fine ship, this fine crew. Never give up... and never surrender.

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    2. Skinnylinny

      Skinnylinny

      By Grabthar's hammer, by the sons of Warvan... You shall be avenged!

    3. PhilEakins

      PhilEakins

      I don't recall Winston Churchill saying that ...

    4. rembrow

      rembrow

      -ok then , the next team meeting will be the same time next month. Any items for the agenda?

  21. A woman goes into her bathroom and is shocked to find an elephant in her bathtub. She asks the elephant, "What are you doing in my bathtub?" The elephant responds, "No soap, radio!"

    1. Free At Last

      Free At Last

      Hilarious, especially the sprocket bit.

    2. Porcy Mane

      Porcy Mane

      Hilarious but unfunny. Maybe I'm a non Asch conformist?

    3. Porcy Mane

      Porcy Mane

      The clue is "Asch conformity"

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