One of my former work mates, a Pakistani guy from small Heath in Birmingham helped me out one day while I was selling a car on eBay, I had an Asian buyer turn up then play dumb pretending he didn't understand me and tried to make out he would only pay such and such amount for the car, after a few minutes I gave amjad a ring and asked if he could help me out, put the phone on speaker, they had a conversation in Urdu and all of a sudden the guy could understand me perfectly
Next day in work I saw amjad and thanked him for his help
"yeah no problem jim, glad I could help , tell you one thing though Don't trust those Bradford 's"
"Well I'm glad you said that and not me" was my reply
(Filter has taken out a demeaning word for a Pakistani person)