Hroth

Typical BMW driver entitleism!

Just finished my late brekkie of coffee and bacon butties. Think I'll pop out and replenish bread'n'milk (etc) supplies before the next batch of weather blows in.

Iike other ruminants without a second stomach. I've always wondered how they tell the difference between first and second passing...

According to WD, either tearing each other to bits, eating, sleeping OR making more rabbits to carry on the fine traditions of Rabbitry. Not much different to Humanity...

Wet and a bit windy here, I suppose we'll be getting some of Fraggle Rocks weather sooner or later... Nearly 10am? Where has the time gone? Not even had breakfast yet!

I've got another... Q: When is a boat just like snow? A: When its adrift... As a seasonal thought, if you can't highlight the answer line, the answer is repeated below. To be honest, its not worth bothering about. A: When its adrift. (geddit?)

But his were fastened to the chimney he was demolishing...

I'm in the same boat. I look at things that Hornby have announced and thought "Thats not very interesting". Even the TT:120 has failed to grab my attention. I bought one of the trainsets, but there has been little in the way of interesting followup. If Hornby stick in the groove they have dug for themselves in OO and TT and nothing is announced on the 9th that piques my interest, then no matter how they re-arrange the deckchairs*, they may well lose me for the next 12 months too. I might even dabble with O gauge, and as Hornby don't have a finger in that pie, and O tends to the expensive, thats a load of modelling cash that won't go anywhere near them. * And, to throw a bone to topic relevance, that includes incentivising retailers by dropping the loathed tier system!

The Pictures on My Wall - Echo and the Bunnymen

Take the A Train - Duke Ellington

Definitely Post-Watershed...

How about a generic early 60s dad with a cardigan and a pipe? He could be "live", a sort of Ancient Mariner ready to regale passers by with his views on the merits of Triang TT...

But it needs to be turned over for the last bit of cooking so the breast isn't as soggy as the bottom usually gets.

Georgia on my mind - Ray Charles

I've got a cracker joke about that.... 🤪

Good idea..... 👺

I think that bit of re-seeded grass is getting in the way a bit.... Quite busy on the water now!

And another Cracker*...... Q: Why do cows wear bells? A: Because their horns don't work! Highlight the answer for the answer.... * They'll keep on coming until I stop. Muahahahahaaaaa...

Blues in the Night - Ella Fitzgerald

If your friend decided to go DCC, then their first loco would come with the decoder set to 3, so it would be unfair to leave the loan loco set to, say 1413, and let confusion reign! Some written instructions about programming decoder addresses should be confusing enough....

Late afternoon too! A chap in a motor boat has just turned up!!!

Resurrection Shuffle - Tom Jones

I've ONE left over from last year*, it shall be ritually consumed when the new crop appears! * When I say "last year" I mean early '23 rather than '22...

Good YAWNing..... iD - the trick with turkey is lashings of thick gravy, made from the cooking runoff... 🤪 (recycling the lost flavour) In store for today is a lazy morning, then out again for a saturnalic afternoon/evening! But first, breakfast...

Rejoice! For I have returned with MORE Christmas Cracker Jokes! Here's one... Q: What did the pirate say when he turned 80 A: Aye Matey! Highlight the answer for the answer.... Elderly Option: The pirate has decreed that an Elderly Option is ageist.