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Hmm, I bet that image is in a few minds now😏

The Musical Box - Genesis

....so, have we run out of whacky signs ( he says breaking the rule he was taught at school not to start a sentence with a preposition)

Gandalf walks into a shop in Rivendell and asks the assistant "Do I get any money off for having a big stick". Assistant replies, "sorry we don't offer staff discounts, and by the way it's elf service"

Down Down - Status Quo

Finally got s photo of thd Northern Lights this week

From Glasgow City Archives via Facebook, here is a view from the Finnieston Crane in Glasgow Jim

Thoughts are with the two astronauts due to go up in Boeings Starliner. The first attempt by Boeing to send an uncrewed Starliner to the space station in 2019 failed due to dozens of software and engineering glitches. A second attempt in 2022 succeeded but still had glitches to sort out. Wouldn't be me!

Found this painting in the local charity shop, I think it may be a Constable!

Franz Schultz claims he wrote all of Shakespeare's works. Schultz also claims that his wife and him wrote the sonnets* *Monty Python, "Stake your Claim Sketch"

True story, Foreman tells the apprentice to go to the shop and get him 20 Woodbine. Apprentice says, what will I get if they don't have Woodbine? Foreman tells him to just get anything... Apprentice came back with two pies!

On a Storyteller's Night- Magnum

Near Glasgow they were known as Starfish Sites, trenches laid out to look like a town. These were filled with petrol and set alight when a raid was due to try and fool the German pilots. Sadly they were ineffective as the bombers used the reflection of the moonlight off the Clyde as their navigation aid. There was one on the moors behind Eaglesham and some decaying infrastructure remains. More info here https://www.secretscotland.org.uk/index.php/Secrets/StarfishDecoy

After Forever - Black Sabbath

In this version, if you buy a hotel you don't charge rent, just leave it to go derelict and stop the trains using the railway station square.

The Bund Busters doesn't really have the same ring to it does it?

And in other news, the innuendo society has seen a hugh rise in it's members.....

I can still remember my Grandfather's last words..... Stop shaking the ladder you little bu.......

My caravan park Facebook Group informed us this morning about the latest in Static Caravans being produced by Willerby.

F you are interested in this line check out this guys photo montages on You Tube https://youtu.be/FCoo1E0PLEE?si=4TdqZfvd-5FunM-w