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Whole Lotta Rosie - AC/DC

A primary school decides to take the Primary 1, 2's and 3's on a field trip to the local racetrack to learn about horses. When it was time to take the children to the bathroom, it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other. The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men’s room when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinals. Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and began hoisting the little boys up one by one, holding on to their cocks to get the streamies into the high up urinals and not all over their clothes. As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring the teacher said, 'You must be in Primary 7.' 'Naw, missus', he replied. 'I'm riding Silver Arrow in the fourth but cheers fur yer help.' Jim

33116 was in blue livery and 33109 was in plain grey. Check out this video of them at Waverley!! - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B98ZzBa7ODc Jim

The first ever passenger train to be hauled by class 33s north of the border was Hertfordshire Rail tours legendary "Skirl o' the Bagpipes" from London to Inverness which took place on 31st March - 1st April 1995, 33116 and 33109 were the two locomotives used. I have a photograph or two of the tour at Stirling, having overcome my initial scepticism on being told that a pair of 33s would be going through Stirling on April 1st!! Jim

Child in Time - Deep Purple

Another Brick in the Wall (Take your pick from Parts 1, 2 or 3) - Pink Floyd

Red Light Indicates Doors Are Secured - Arctic Monkeys

Road to Nowhere - Talking Heads

Brown Sugar - Rolling Stones

Strange Brew - Cream

The Musical Box - Genesis

Riders on the Storm - The Doors

Ticket to the Moon - E.L.O

I find that comment a bit harsh. I wouldn't agree with your comment about "further to travel", Helensburgh is only about 20 miles outside Glasgow with road and rail links , it is not as if they are on the Outer Hebrides. I cannot comment on their work ethic, having never dealt with the people, were they locals or someone who had relocated? Jim

Us and Them - Pink Floyd

Hi all - With 37025 almost ready to return to the main line, here is an interesting one of 37025 hauling an SRPS railtour on the 22nd May 1994. The train ran from Edinburgh Waverley to Carlisle and back and featured haulage by 37505 and 37510 on the outward leg and Black Five 44767 from Carlisle to Springburn, 237025 took over for the final leg from Springburn to Edinburgh. Jim

Photo of the turntable in happier days Jim

Time is on my Side - Rolling Stone

Ain't Misbehavin' - Fats Waller

The Witch Queen of New Orleans - Redbone

This was the most cringeworthy..... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tiSww7FJAE ...In fairness Andy did do a parody in his live act after the World Cup, titled "We've all been conned by Ally's Army" Jim

Scotland will Boycott the next one, continuing a tradition going back to 1998. Jim

Ghost Riders in the Sky - Spiderbait

A simple Maths lesson. 1) It is well known that to find a good woman you need money Therefore: Woman = (Time x Money) 2) It is also well known that Time is Money So Time = Money Therefore Woman = (Money x Money) or Money2 It is also the case that Money is the root of all Problems So Woman = Square root of Money2 Proving that Woman = Problems Jim √

The Seeker - The Who