My former next door neighbour was clearly a bit of a drinker (and a complete psycho). On one occasion she had clearly reversed her car at some pace off her drive into the lamppost opposite. Glass everywhere from the rear windscreen, totally smashed bumper, tailgate stove in, paint all over the lamppost.
She stood there, swaying gently, and said "I don't believe it, someone hit my car..."
Mildly terrifying really.