In a similar vein...
A local paper reporter was despatched to interview a woman who had reached the grand age of 100.
During the interview, the woman touched on the fact that her husband (God rest his soul) left her many years ago after his relatively short heavy smoking, hard drinking, out-all-hours dancing life.
"Do you smoke?" asked the hack. "Tried it once, didn't like it" was the reply.
"Alcohol?" "Tried it once, didn't like it."
"Dancing?" "Tried it once, didn't like it."
Exasperated, the reporter then said, "You've only the one child,then?"...