NHY 581

So there I am stud behind the door when the post lady sticks a card through to say I'm not in and the parcel has been left at a house down the road. as I open the door she tells me she didn't know I was in so left the parcel down the street! But you never knocked I said.. She then told me if it was to much trouble for be to go and collect it she would get it and drop it of later! Royal mail making Yodel look good

"Dannaher, you owe me three hundred fifty pounds, let's have it !" - ".........I'll pay you Yank.....never !"

Julia Bradbury

No matter how hard I try, I find it impossible to ignore the charms of Victoria Sponge.

Not many people know that Phil Spector’s brother Crispin is the head of quality control for Walkers.

Desperate for some decent modelling time. Seriously considering getting up at 5AM tomorrow.

A picture fell off the wall and damaged three of my Hornby Colletts :-(

Desperate for some decent modelling time. Seriously considering getting up at 5AM tomorrow.

I have officially banned, by Supreme Decree, the word 'awesome'.

So, who is going to be first to spot an England flag on the roof of a car?

How many people can you squeeze into a Voyager lavatory?

Official. I am getting old. Every move I make produces a noise from somewhere.....

Official. I am getting old. Every move I make produces a noise from somewhere.....

Would that be Mikkels' layout I spy in the BRM teaser ?

Night Jock. Rest easy.

Static grass Brazilian

Three cheers for port!

Anyone got a tip for the National.

Anyone got a tip for the National.

Remains of chickpea curry for breakfast....expecting a blustery day

Opens box containing new Hornby Collett 3rd for first time. Extracts contents. Drops carriage on floor, damaging one end. 10 seconds, start to finish.

Power drills are big things. So how come I've managed to lose mine? Anyone got an idea where it might be hiding?

Has had to check a piece of equipment at work today by turning it on and pressing a button. In a synthetic US accent it says 'Check Pads' but unfortunately it sounds like 'Check Pants!'.....

Wonders if there's an 80's Night at the Big Fella's Night Club in Pontefract?.....

Well after all the excitement with Shakatak over recent days has decided to go all 1980's Power Ballads and is looking for copious amounts of hair care products for maximum lift and hold.....