SOS Junction. If anything happens would someone wake me up please..

[Tim Dubya]

G'Day Folks

 

I think he's trying to say, he's had S.T.D. 4 times.

 

manna

 

yeah lobsters... the others one's walked sideways

[vaughan45]

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[Clive Mortimore]

I was trained to work in the clap clinic Urino-genital clinic, I was the only male nurse on day duty in the little hospital I was working at the time and they needed someone to deputise when my mate Robin was on holiday etc. Thankfully I got a job with the blood service.

[colin penfold]

yeah lobsters... the others one's walked sideways

Sign on toilet wall "Please don't throw matchsticks down the pan as the crabs here can pole vault"

[Tim Dubya]

 

Incidentally there are several medical meanings for the acronym STD, not just the very obvious one - Short Term Disability being one

Well, I do have a (hopefully) short TD in the colour and shape sciatica, which to be honest is getting a bit boring after 7 months but my genesis warts are bloomin' crackers guvnor

[Oldddudders]

Sign on toilet wall "Please don't throw matchsticks down the pan as the crabs here can pole vault"

“It’s no good standing on the seat, the crabs in here can jump six feet!”

[Tim Dubya]

Here there's some fighting talk going on over in the 'What I Want Hornsby's To Make In 2018' fred. Pickin' on Mr Maunsell's Q Class

"it's just a 4F without the interesting bits" etc etc.

That's fighting talk... luckily I'm a southern (see wot I done there) soft lad or I'd roll the sleeves up on my smock and wade in there, with my perfectly manicured silky soft fisties.

 

Joe Bugge®

Edited December 14, 2017 by Tim Dubya

[Dr Gerbil-Fritters]

"it's just a 4F without the interesting bits" etc etc.

 

 

There are interesting bits on a 4F?  Who knew?

[Clive Mortimore]

Here there's some fighting talking going on over in the 'What I Want Hornsby's To Make In 2018' fred. Pickin' on Mr Maunsell's Q Class

"it's just a 4F without the interesting bits" etc etc.

That's fighting talk... luckily I'm a southern (see wot I done there) soft lad or I'd roll the sleeves up on my smock and wade in there, with my perfectly manicured silky soft fisties.

 

Joe Bugge®

Joe Bugner is the only famous person who went to my school. He had left about a year before I went there. On leaving school he worked in Woolies at Bedford, in the stock room, my dad was in charge of the stock room. He said that Joe would lean on his broom all day and only think of boxing. My dad being a true southerner decided it might be best not to upset the big bloke.

 

As for them southern 4F clones with funny things on them.....I like the one on the Bluebell.

[LNER4479]

I have a small collection of steam locomotives, even a G*R one but it is thankfully in a nice red livery.

 

I am even thinking of making a Caportti Black Five form a Railroad model. And if that is successful a B16/3 using a Hunt as a basis.

 

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I was brave enough to post this one on the DEMU forum.

 

Ooh - Kettles on a Clive layout. Where's the 'like' button ... ah, found it

[Tim Dubya]

As for them southern 4F clones with funny things on them.....I like the one on the Bluebell.

That's at least 3 sales then.

[Mallard60022]

Mine would need snowploughs (not the STDs, the Qs).

P

[colin penfold]

That's at least 3 sales then.

Form an orderly Q......

 

Wanda O' Sixo

[bigwordsmith]

Form an orderly Q......

 

Wanda O' Sixo

 

Q ? Q? is Hornsby releasing a Q class then?

[St Enodoc]

“It’s no good standing on the seat, the crabs in here can jump six feet!”

The painter's work was all in vain.

The sh1thouse poet strikes again!

[Tim Dubya]

Q ? Q? is Hornsby releasing a Q class then?

Yeah, to go with their Bulleids and Maunsell catering cars.

 

(we can only hope)

[Tim Dubya]

The painter's work was all in vain.

The sh1thouse poet strikes again!

My favourite piece of S H graffiti seen this year, written on a johnny machine:

 

"Buy me and stop one"

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Edited December 14, 2017 by Tim Dubya

[Clive Mortimore]

The best lavatory message I've ever seen was in the Gents at Witham station.

 

Jesus Saves

Not on my money he couldn't

[LNER4479]

1980's BR poster at Southampton station, defaced thus:

 

EVERY WEEK, 21 INTERCITY TRAINS LEAVE THIS STATION

 

Only 7 make it back

[Clive Mortimore]

You know these wish list things that come around every now and then. Nobody seems to want a double framed Kirtley 0-6-0 rebuilt with a D boiler or even one with an E boiler. Surely they must be on the top of everyone's needs and wants.

 

Even on diesel wish list like the one Charlie Petty started you get pillocks wanting strange things.

 

I would be happy to settle for a double framed Kirtley 0-6-0 rebuilt D boiler that had been reboilered with G6 Belpaire boiler.

[Tim Dubya]

You know these wish list things that come around every now and then. Nobody seems to want a double framed Kirtley 0-6-0 rebuilt with a D boiler or even one with an E boiler. Surely they must be on the top of everyone's needs and wants.

 

Even on diesel wish list like the one Charlie Petty started you get pillocks wanting strange things.

 

I would be happy to settle for a double framed Kirtley 0-6-0 rebuilt D boiler that had been reboilered with G6 Belpaire boiler.

 

So not only a Southern steam fan, a Southern deasesel fan too!

[Clive Mortimore]

So not only a Southern steam fan, a Southern deasesel fan too!

WOT 10800????? No but yes but no but yes but it was a LMS engine that was loaned to the SR for a very very short time.

 

I should really do 10800 before it was rebuilt to Hawk as it one I haven't built.

[Tim Dubya]

WOT 10800????? No but yes but no but yes but it was a LMS engine that was loaned to the SR for a very very short time.

 

I should really do 10800 before it was rebuilt to Hawk as it one I haven't built.

 

yeah

[bigwordsmith]

You know these wish list things that come around every now and then. Nobody seems to want a double framed Kirtley 0-6-0 rebuilt with a D boiler or even one with an E boiler. Surely they must be on the top of everyone's needs and wants.

 

Even on diesel wish list like the one Charlie Petty started you get pillocks wanting strange things.

 

I would be happy to settle for a double framed Kirtley 0-6-0 rebuilt D boiler that had been reboilered with G6 Belpaire boiler.

 

 

Just had a look around the forum with that link you posted Vlive - some very weird stuff on there - especially the smoking diesel video.

 

I remember when that sort of spy smoke was a sign that something under the hood was burning out - certainly doesn't look like a 2700HP Sulzer letting rip at full cry.

 

TBH the sound was pretty as well

[bigwordsmith]

Talking of sound, which I know we weren't, but losing to a real engine on my desktop, which is hooked up to a decent set of speakers, I wondered why no-one has come up with a programme for a PC that lets you play 6-channel dolby sound = for ,about the same cost as kitting out a dozen locos with sound speakers you could buy an amp, half a dozen micro speakers and a subwoofer, and then set the programme to run the sound in line with where the loco's are likely to be - I am sure some clever sound engineer could work it all out in a heartbeat.