RMweb Premium Clive Mortimore Posted December 3, 2017 RMweb Premium Share Posted December 3, 2017 I started reading Beyond Good and Evil by Nietzsche. Time I got back to the shed and bashed things together I think I will not spoil the ending but it is a real cliff hanger. :no: :no: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Northroader Posted December 3, 2017 RMweb Premium Share Posted December 3, 2017 It was the butler wot did it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold colin penfold Posted December 3, 2017 RMweb Gold Share Posted December 3, 2017 sounds like the book "Cliff Tragedy" by Eileen Dover 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LNER4479 Posted December 3, 2017 Share Posted December 3, 2017 'Keep Trying', by Percy Vere 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Welchester Posted December 3, 2017 RMweb Premium Share Posted December 3, 2017 'Baby Care' by Justin K.C. Howells. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Tim Dubya Posted December 3, 2017 RMweb Premium Share Posted December 3, 2017 "Who Flung Dung" by Willie Catchett 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold NHY 581 Posted December 3, 2017 RMweb Gold Share Posted December 3, 2017 "Travel Guide to Great Welsh Pubs" by Dai Wrecked.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
manna Posted December 3, 2017 Share Posted December 3, 2017 G'Day Folks "Cat in the Bed" By Claude Balls. manna Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
manna Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 (edited) G'Day Folks 'The Half Castrated man', by Ivan Nockabollokoff. manna Edited December 4, 2017 by manna Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigwordsmith Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 Following up from yesterday' spost about the birdcage, Rails of Sheffield are offering set of 3 today only for £134.50 rather than £179.50 https://railsofsheffield.com/bundles/6/set-of-3-br-crimson-secr-60ft-birdcage-coaches?utm_source=Mailing+List&utm_campaign=2fb1708b9a-EMAIL_CAMPAIGN_2017_05_09&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_74d01bc2ed-2fb1708b9a-53200937 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GRUNFOS Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 (edited) I should say so! Frank O Pinion. Edited December 4, 2017 by GRUNFOS Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Mallard60022 Posted December 4, 2017 Author RMweb Premium Share Posted December 4, 2017 (edited) WTF are you lot doing? Been away for 3 days and you are all turned daft as brushes. Ta for info ref Kirks. No Diners in there so no use thanks. Birdcages are for Finches not Ducks; we have houses on rich bastar#'s estates. I'd also like to know who gifted me with some horrendous throat virus just as I was driving down the sodding M5 on Saturday morning? Gits.I was looking forward to getting back in the lofthouse tomorrow for some fun, fun, fun but I feel like shi# now and need Opium or something. So good night and signing orf for now and thanks for keeping the screen warm. Phart Edited December 4, 2017 by Mallard60022 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Richard E Posted December 4, 2017 RMweb Premium Share Posted December 4, 2017 Hmmm - so what exactly does a duck with laryngitis sound like. And does it affect whether or not his quack echoes I wonder? Enough postulating - get well soon our feathered friend and let us have another Up the Junction tale ... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gerbil-Fritters Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 and need Opium or something. OK, I'll get you some for Christmas but you have to promise not to drink it straight from the bottle, not like this Big Jessy 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Clive Mortimore Posted December 4, 2017 RMweb Premium Share Posted December 4, 2017 OK, I'll get you some for Christmas but you have to promise not to drink it straight from the bottle, not like this Big Jessy 0333d18e4221529d15d81ba9442c8999.jpg Lookie 'ere Doc, ewe might be studying philosophy but how do you know her name is Jessy? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Clive Mortimore Posted December 4, 2017 RMweb Premium Share Posted December 4, 2017 In fact thinking of the picture Doc has posted, she is nothing but an alcoholic. Having nursed them they will drink anything if they think it has alcohol in it, is that right Tim? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Mallard60022 Posted December 4, 2017 Author RMweb Premium Share Posted December 4, 2017 sounds like the book "Cliff Tragedy" by Eileen Dover The Cliff Tragedy by, The Shadows. Eva Vestoff, a Tale of the Russian Stripper Scene. 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Siberian Snooper Posted December 4, 2017 RMweb Premium Share Posted December 4, 2017 Dear Mr Duck You should stay away from dirty duck ponds, near the M5, I think that's why it don't reach Plimuff. I.M. nomedic. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Tim Dubya Posted December 4, 2017 RMweb Premium Share Posted December 4, 2017 Having nursed them they will drink anything if they think it has alcohol in it, is that right Tim? I draw the line at the handwash gel stuff (bit chewy) but other than that, most things are game, except Kronenbourg - I have standards! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Tim Dubya Posted December 4, 2017 RMweb Premium Share Posted December 4, 2017 (edited) Dear Mr Duck You should stay away from dirty duck ponds, near the M5, I think that's why it don't reach Plimuff. I.M. nomedic. It don't reach Plymuff 'cos of Devon, it's inhabitants sacrificing road engineers in wickermen... sorry wickerpersons. . Edited December 4, 2017 by Tim Dubya 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Mallard60022 Posted December 4, 2017 Author RMweb Premium Share Posted December 4, 2017 I draw the line at the handwash gel stuff (bit chewy) but other than that, most things are game, except Kronenbourg - I have standards! That's why they have removed the hand gel from the external entrance doors to hospitals. Some poor gits used nick it to 'drink' it I was told. Dear me, that is so sad. Aunti Sceptic. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Northroader Posted December 4, 2017 RMweb Premium Share Posted December 4, 2017 If you’re one degree under, have you dipped your beak into one of the carboys of duty free scrumpy you brought back? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Mallard60022 Posted December 4, 2017 Author RMweb Premium Share Posted December 4, 2017 If you’re one degree under, have you dipped your beak into one of the carboys of duty free scrumpy you brought back? Good idea. I still have 2/3 of a bottle of some Pershore College bought at the wonderful teletubbies Service Station near Glowcester. Screw top Jobbie that went well with my Ibruprofen last night. Pity that services is just north of the Glowcester Junction though as we didn't really have the chance to go in there on the way back from Yatton yesterday morning. Could have gone to Hereord another way I suppose? Only stuff available at the Wedding Feast was Thatchers........firstly the name made me feel ill and then it was fizzy and sweet unlike the namesake. However it did lubricate the inferno tonsils. T.Iddley. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Tim Dubya Posted December 4, 2017 RMweb Premium Share Posted December 4, 2017 Meanwhile over in Wheeltappers... 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waraqah Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 Meanwhile over in Wheeltappers... Scotish Ready Meals.jpg Are they deep-fried? 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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