RMweb Premium Tim Dubya Posted November 16, 2017 RMweb Premium Share Posted November 16, 2017 1066,must be time for elevenses! Mac Vitie Always time for tea, you can thank trade unions for that... talking of which, it's 15 minutes washing hands time before going home C. O. M'rade Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaughan45 Posted November 16, 2017 Share Posted November 16, 2017 (edited) Content Removed Edited February 2, 2020 by vaughan45 Content Removed Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Richard E Posted November 16, 2017 RMweb Premium Share Posted November 16, 2017 Took me more than 15 minutes today - I've been up to my ears in catheters all afternoon! P.E Pee Oh dear, lesson required that is NOT where they go .... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold The Stationmaster Posted November 16, 2017 RMweb Gold Share Posted November 16, 2017 Hi Dr G-F Were you swearing at it in English......if you were that might be the problem It didn't understand you. No matter how loud you shout at a Frenchman they never understand what you are on about but continue to smile and look at you as if they are saying "Stupide Anglais", like the radiator grille on a Renault does. Simple answer to that - just tell to eff off in colloquial French, works quite well on the beggars in Paris who keep asking people if they're English 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Clive Mortimore Posted November 16, 2017 RMweb Premium Share Posted November 16, 2017 Oh dear, lesson required that is NOT where they go .... Little things to remember, lift as you hit the s bend so it goes through easier and don't be frightened to push when you reach the prostate. You can usually tell how enlarged it is by how far the patient's eyes pop out. And remember to have the tail end in the receiver or you have bed sheets to change. Done a few too many when I was nursing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Alister_G Posted November 17, 2017 RMweb Gold Share Posted November 17, 2017 To balance the "Informative/Useful" button, we really need a "Too much Information" button for posts like that, Clive... Al. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium St Enodoc Posted November 17, 2017 RMweb Premium Share Posted November 17, 2017 Little things to remember, lift as you hit the s bend so it goes through easier and don't be frightened to push when you reach the prostate. You can usually tell how enlarged it is by how far the patient's eyes pop out. And remember to have the tail end in the receiver or you have bed sheets to change. Done a few too many when I was nursing. Ouch. It was the bit about the patient's eyes popping out that made, well, my eyes pop out. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Mallard60022 Posted November 17, 2017 Author RMweb Premium Share Posted November 17, 2017 Not much news other than I am stocking up on bits to do many coach conversions during the winter. I.M.Idle. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Tim Dubya Posted November 17, 2017 RMweb Premium Share Posted November 17, 2017 (edited) Like a squirrel hiding his nuts... I blame the cold weather, certainly hides mine . Edited November 17, 2017 by Tim Dubya Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Captain Kernow Posted November 17, 2017 RMweb Gold Share Posted November 17, 2017 (edited) No matter how loud you shout at a Frenchman they never understand what you are on about but continue to smile and look at you as if they are saying "Stupide Anglais", like the radiator grille on a Renault does. I once witnessed a kind of reverse scenario, when (as a very lucky BR employee) I had been chosen to attend a two week 'course' at the 'College of Europe' in Bruges, along with three other BR delegates and a load of railway people from other European administrations. At the end of the 'course' we had a two day trip (again, 'all expenses paid' - this really was the biggest perk that you could get in BR at the time, I think) to Budapest, which had only just thrown off the shackles of communism. I was in a small group of friends, which included a rather large Luxembourg chap, who happened to be the shedmaster of Luxembourg Shed (and by definition, the whole of Luxembourg Railways, I suppose). We were trying to purchase tickets for the Budapest metro, from a kiosk which was staffed by a small, elderly babushka. She didn't understand a word of French or English, but the Shedmaster just kept shouting at her (well, speaking loudly and forcefully) in French, and after a little while she just shrugged and gave us some tickets, which seemed to do the trick on the metro, anyway. Edited November 17, 2017 by Captain Kernow 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Mallard60022 Posted November 17, 2017 Author RMweb Premium Share Posted November 17, 2017 For some strange reason my nuts are feeling quite warm today. I may need to seek medical advice. So, on another thread I see that 'my CCE' has been active in a place somwhere foreign (south of Watford) and his client has been building scenery; a whole damn maountain FFS. This worries me as I have done bu##er all like that yet. Maybe I'll go and start n........................................................................................................... 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Mallard60022 Posted November 17, 2017 Author RMweb Premium Share Posted November 17, 2017 For some strange reason my nuts are feeling quite warm today. I may need to seek medical advice. So, on another thread I see that 'my CCE' has been active in a place somwhere foreign (south of Watford) and his client has been building scenery; a whole damn maountain FFS. This worries me as I have done bu##er all like that yet. Maybe I'll go and start n........................................................................................................... In Poland, taking cash from one's wallet usually results in interest and helpfulness, well from the Loco Crews anyway. Works quite well in Bars and Cafes as well. Dobri. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gerbil-Fritters Posted November 17, 2017 Share Posted November 17, 2017 For some strange reason my nuts are feeling quite warm today. That's good, you should always warm the spoon first... 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Tim Dubya Posted November 17, 2017 RMweb Premium Share Posted November 17, 2017 (edited) For some strange reason my nuts are feeling quite warm today. I may need to seek medical advice. So, on another thread I see that 'my CCE' has been active in a place somwhere foreign (south of Watford) and his client has been building scenery; a whole damn maountain FFS. This worries me as I have done bu##er all like that yet. Maybe I'll go and start n........................................................................................................... Talking of nuts, I'm on very dodgy ground at the moment... Edit: We're proper council, you get issued a pair of bolt cutters when you move into Foxhill. TBH we spent ages trying to think about where we got them from. Turns out Nola's (completely insane) Japanese friend bought them to 'take her bed apart' when she moved. We've just used them to cut up the springs on our old sofa, which had a shed load of rubberised horse hair matting in it... which I didn't save as I am a muppet! . Edited November 17, 2017 by Tim Dubya Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Clive Mortimore Posted November 17, 2017 RMweb Premium Share Posted November 17, 2017 Talking of nuts, I'm on very dodgy ground at the moment... Nollys Nut Crackers.jpg Edit: We're proper council, you get issued a pair of bolt cutters when you move into Foxhill. TBH we spent ages trying to think about where we got them from. Turns out Nola's (completely insane) Japanese friend bought them to 'take her bed apart' when she moved. We've just used them to cut up the springs on our old sofa, which had a shed load of rubberised horse hair matting in it... which I didn't save as I am a muppet! . And there's me thinking Mrs Dubya was helping you build your points what you can buy from Peco. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium brushman47544 Posted November 17, 2017 RMweb Premium Share Posted November 17, 2017 Simple answer to that - just tell to eff off in colloquial French, works quite well on the beggars in Paris who keep asking people if they're English Out of curiosity I put "fiche le camp" into Google translate and got "get out"...I didn't know Google sanitised its translations.... 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Tim Dubya Posted November 17, 2017 RMweb Premium Share Posted November 17, 2017 And there's me thinking Mrs Dubya was helping you build your points what you can buy from Peco. Actually I'm helping Mrs Dubya™ with her new kit today, details of 'what's on the sprues' can be found here. PS: DR Morti, I'm building an exact copy of a Peco© medium radius point* in ply and plastic 'cos they ain't built one yet but I reckom we're level pegging when it comes to release date *Keep up Morti ! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Captain Kernow Posted November 17, 2017 RMweb Gold Share Posted November 17, 2017 There is a Conceptualised and Aesthetically Consensual Duck in an Artist Fartistic shop not more than a few yards from the erstwhile former site of the disused reality that is encapsulated in miniature historical form as ANTB. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium New Haven Neil Posted November 17, 2017 RMweb Premium Share Posted November 17, 2017 So the daughterly unit says 'what's that?', and I thoughtlessly replied 'Dirty Charlie'. Said Charlotte (aka Charlie or Lottie) clouts parental unit and says to keep my thoughts to myself about what she and (hubby) Gaz get up to....sheesh. Kids. Even 32 year old kids! One fer't duck, then....Suthen type loco. Dirty Q1, not a ...... 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gerbil-Fritters Posted November 17, 2017 Share Posted November 17, 2017 Nice! Whats better than a Charlie? A pair of Charlies.... 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigwordsmith Posted November 17, 2017 Share Posted November 17, 2017 So the daughterly unit says 'what's that?', and I thoughtlessly replied 'Dirty Charlie'. Said Charlotte (aka Charlie or Lottie) clouts parental unit and says to keep my thoughts to myself about what she and (hubby) Gaz get up to....sheesh. Kids. Even 32 year old kids! One fer't duck, then....Suthen type loco. Dirty Q1, not a ...... P1130885s.jpg `thought they were called Charlies? Either way I don't know who's model it is but blinking realistic Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Clive Mortimore Posted November 17, 2017 RMweb Premium Share Posted November 17, 2017 Actually I'm helping Mrs Dubya™ with her new kit today, details of 'what's on the sprues' can be found here. PS: DR Morti, I'm building an exact copy of a Peco© medium radius point* in ply and plastic 'cos they ain't built one yet but I reckom we're level pegging when it comes to release date *Keep up Morti ! Hi Tim "Keep up" you say, that is four or five P4 failures ago isn't it? :dontknow: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium New Haven Neil Posted November 17, 2017 RMweb Premium Share Posted November 17, 2017 `thought they were called Charlies? Either way I don't know who's model it is but blinking realistic Yup - but it's a dirty one! Like my daughters mind......bloody social workers! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold 81C Posted November 17, 2017 RMweb Gold Share Posted November 17, 2017 Nice! Whats better than a Charlie? A pair of Charlies.... 2EF04A3000000578-0-image-m-85_1463985768610.jpg i could wake up next to her any day of the week. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
eastwestdivide Posted November 17, 2017 Share Posted November 17, 2017 Out of curiosity I put "fiche le camp" into Google translate and got "get out"...I didn't know Google sanitised its translations.... Doesn't seem to be especially ######-worthy, as it's on this Canadian animal deterrent: and in this well-known song - Fiche le camp, Jack https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuoUCiVhZSs Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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