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KeithMacdonald Posted December 24, 2023 Share Posted December 24, 2023 Just heard on the radio... I've bought my wife a wooden leg for Christmas. I know it's not much, but it's a good stocking filler. Have you heard about Randolph The Brown Nosed Reindeer? He's just as fast as Rudulph The Red Nosed Reindeer. But his brakes aren't as good. 1 10 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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JZ Posted December 24, 2023 Share Posted December 24, 2023 Met quite a few like that over the years. 10 9 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post JZ Posted December 24, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted December 24, 2023 A railwayman's Christmas. 2 8 12 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
33C Posted December 24, 2023 Share Posted December 24, 2023 3 hours ago, KeithMacdonald said: wooden leg I love Elvis's "Wooden leg". It's a pirate copy.... 1 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post JZ Posted December 24, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted December 24, 2023 I bet there's a coyote under there. 1 20 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Gold Dunsignalling Posted December 24, 2023 RMweb Gold Share Posted December 24, 2023 7 hours ago, Hroth said: Ho Ho Ho!!! I've found another.... Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Finding half a worm! Highlight to reveal answer Answer for the elderly... Finding half a worm! After brush-cutting the grounds of the Somerset cottage my brother once owned, we came across half a rat, but there was no sign of the rest. We left it where it lay, expecting whatever took the missing half to claim it during the night, but it was still there next morning and got added to the bonfire. 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
F-UnitMad Posted December 24, 2023 Share Posted December 24, 2023 8 hours ago, Hroth said: Ho Ho Ho!!! I've found another.... Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Finding half a worm! Highlight to reveal answer Answer for the elderly... Finding half a worm! The elderly heard that joke when they were young... 🙄🙄🙄 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium J. S. Bach Posted December 24, 2023 RMweb Premium Share Posted December 24, 2023 Yes, but sometimes the worm is fresher than the apple! 🙃 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Colin_McLeod Posted December 24, 2023 Author RMweb Gold Share Posted December 24, 2023 9 hours ago, Hroth said: Answer for the elderly... Finding half a worm! Touché 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hroth Posted December 24, 2023 Share Posted December 24, 2023 1 hour ago, F-UnitMad said: The elderly heard that joke when they were young... 🙄🙄🙄 Its a christmas cracker joke. What do you expect? 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post westernfan Posted December 25, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted December 25, 2023 I've had enough of Christmas. All year long I work my fingers to the bone to buy all the presents that my kids ask for. And what happens Christmas morning? That fat fecker with a beard gets all the credit! Still I suppose it's my fault for marrying her. 2 19 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hroth Posted December 25, 2023 Share Posted December 25, 2023 (edited) Rejoice! For I have returned with MORE Christmas Cracker Jokes! Here's one... Q: What did the pirate say when he turned 80 A: Aye Matey! Highlight the answer for the answer.... Elderly Option: The pirate has decreed that an Elderly Option is ageist. Edited December 25, 2023 by Hroth 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Hroth Posted December 26, 2023 Share Posted December 26, 2023 And another Cracker*...... Q: Why do cows wear bells? A: Because their horns don't work! Highlight the answer for the answer.... * They'll keep on coming until I stop. Muahahahahaaaaa... 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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