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KeithMacdonald Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 1 hour ago, PhilJ W said: Excellent! That reminded me of a true story from an old friend who was in the Royal Marines, and was at various times in Hong Kong and Singapore. He said the scariest thing was the Lady Boys in the local bars. After five or six pints, they started to look really beautiful. And yet, all the time, you knew exactly what they were really ... 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold The Johnster Posted November 28, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted November 28, 2020 I have a friend who is gay, and his comment is that the difference between a straight football fan and a gay football fan is 8 pints of lager... 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Enterprisingwestern Posted November 28, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted November 28, 2020 5 hours ago, The Johnster said: I have a friend who is gay, and his comment is that the difference between a straight football fan and a gay football fan is 8 pints of lager... He's not a football fan at all if he drinks lager. Mike. 1 1 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold teaky Posted November 28, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted November 28, 2020 2 hours ago, Enterprisingwestern said: He's not a football fan at all if he drinks lager. Mike. I was going to make a comment about football being sponsored by Carling or similar cheap lager but thought it best to double check. It turns out the Premier League is sponsored by Budweiser so there's no beer of any kind involved. 2 11 4 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Enterprisingwestern Posted November 28, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted November 28, 2020 4 minutes ago, teaky said: I was going to make a comment about football being sponsored by Carling or similar cheap lager but thought it best to double check. It turns out the Premier League is sponsored by Budweiser so there's no beer of any kind involved. Sex in a canoe? Mike. 5 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hroth Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 17 minutes ago, Enterprisingwestern said: Sex in a canoe? Effin close to water.... 2 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
grahame Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 Apologies if this has been posted elsewhere. But here's the Crankies . . . . . 1 18 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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jcredfer Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 (edited) Haaaa... Ho, ho... Heee....!! https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-us-2020-55090145 If the link doesn't work, try googling - The Kraken: What is it and why has Trump's ex-lawyer released it? - BBC News The choice of a massive sized "mythical monster" {Kraken} as the meme for the campaign, to spread support for the mythical sprawling, unsubstantiated set of claims that apparently outline the cases for widespread fraud in the US presidential election. by the supporters of the blond fat prat, is just perfect. His supporters, are apparently unable to recognise the irony..... surprisingly?? {The Kraken is a gigantic sea monster from Scandinavian folklore that rises up from the ocean to devour its enemies.} Julian Edited November 28, 2020 by jcredfer Link 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post peanuts Posted November 28, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted November 28, 2020 Mary had a little bug The one they call Corona. She caught it at a Catch-up With her friends, Yvonne and Shona. Who else was there? “I don't care: We’ve not been out for weeks” Now Shona’s blue, in ICU, And breathless when she speaks. Mary had a little cough, She never wore a mask. Instead she wore a sticker Saying 'I’m exempt, don’t ask!' Coughing in the kitchen As she plated up the scones, Then a round of filtered selfies Using all The Girls' i-phones. Mary had a little bug, And now so does her Granny, Her boss, her son, His mate, his mum ‘Cos Mary is a fanny. Robbed - Author unknown. 12 10 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold RFS Posted November 28, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted November 28, 2020 2 hours ago, jcredfer said: Haaaa... Ho, ho... Heee....!! https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-us-2020-55090145 If the link doesn't work, try googling - The Kraken: What is it and why has Trump's ex-lawyer released it? - BBC News The choice of a massive sized "mythical monster" {Kraken} as the meme for the campaign, to spread support for the mythical sprawling, unsubstantiated set of claims that apparently outline the cases for widespread fraud in the US presidential election. by the supporters of the blond fat prat, is just perfect. His supporters, are apparently unable to recognise the irony..... surprisingly?? {The Kraken is a gigantic sea monster from Scandinavian folklore that rises up from the ocean to devour its enemies.} Julian This is the correct link for the BBC news item - https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-us-2020-55090145 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Hroth Posted November 29, 2020 Share Posted November 29, 2020 (edited) 17 hours ago, jcredfer said: Haaaa... Ho, ho... Heee....!! https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-us-2020-55090145 If the link doesn't work, try googling - The Kraken: What is it and why has Trump's ex-lawyer released it? - BBC News The choice of a massive sized "mythical monster" {Kraken} as the meme for the campaign, to spread support for the mythical sprawling, unsubstantiated set of claims that apparently outline the cases for widespread fraud in the US presidential election. by the supporters of the blond fat prat, is just perfect. His supporters, are apparently unable to recognise the irony..... surprisingly?? {The Kraken is a gigantic sea monster from Scandinavian folklore that rises up from the ocean to devour its enemies.} Julian When I saw the "release the Kraken" nonsense, I thought they obviously haven't read John Wyndhams "The Kraken Wakes"... Though I suppose that they'll claim that rising sea levels are "because Kraken" rather than the result of global warming anyway! Edited November 29, 2020 by Hroth 1 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
peanuts Posted November 29, 2020 Share Posted November 29, 2020 Advice needed! My children keep finding their Christmas presents that I’ve hidden around the house. Someone suggested that I should just keep them in the attic. So I tried that last night, but their constant crying and whining kept me awake. All the “I’m afraid of the dark” or “I don't like it up here - there are spiders” really got on my nerves. Any other suggestions?????… 1 15 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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