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32 minutes ago, Steamport Southport said:

Not Brown Ale from wellies then?

 

I'm Northern and we only like football. All that culture stuff isn't for the likes of us....

 

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-54908862

 

It's all down to how quickly you want to get drunk and what your expectations are once you achieve that state.

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2 hours ago, Budgie said:

I was sitting drinking coffee in my slippers this morning, when I thought to myself... I really need to wash some mugs.

 

2 hours ago, Compound2632 said:

 

It's supposed to be champagne from your mistress' slippers!

 

Maybe he was at home this morning. ;)

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35 minutes ago, CameronL said:

No! Don't drink out of footwear! You can catch a really nasty condition! It's called Athlete's Mouth.

 

That's nothing to what you can catch from your better half if found drinking champagne out of her slippers. That's why it's better to drinking champagne out of your mistress' slippers. If they're too sticky to wear afterwards, you were going to buy her a new pair anyway.

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6 hours ago, CameronL said:

No! Don't drink out of footwear! You can catch a really nasty condition! It's called Athlete's Mouth.

I've got Athlete's Feet, and the athlete is welcome to them back so far as I'm concerned.  OTOH, they are the only part of me that  can be described as athletic...

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