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21 minutes ago, Hroth said:

 

 

I rarely recognise the "celebrities" so its more like a normal show as far as I'm concerned!

 

 

Sometimes the "celebrity" version can be a classic.

 

The Cannon & Ball episode was hilarious. Along with Hale & Pace, Bobby Davro & Kenny Lynch, and believe it or not Keith Harris & Orville.   :O

 

They were all pretty useless, with only H&P taking it remotely serious.

 

Bobby Ball came back again with Lee Mack and that was "interesting" as well. I think Lee wanted to kill him. :laugh:

 

https://metro.co.uk/2020/10/29/bobby-ball-and-lee-macks-disastrous-appearance-on-pointless-remembered-by-fans-after-cannon-ball-stars-death-13500292/

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I meant The Chase. Just that Walsh was complaining that he's going in the jungle because he's skint due to a panto he was in being cancelled. Not confirmed officially.

 

The Chase is as bad as Tipping Point. Just go the arcade and play it for real. You get a lot of 2Ps for quid. Now that's fun. You even win little prizes such as keyrings. Me and an ex was desperate to win a small plastic Homer Simpson. Did eventually. You probably could have bought one for cheaper. But where's the fun in that?

 

Anyway, here's a fair joke.

 

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11 hours ago, AndrewC said:

From the Londonist's transport based FB group. 

 

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Is it spot the difference?  I'm good at these.....

 

One talks to you as though your Peed,  but the other couldn't get you peed.....

 

Ones got a sensible head! (when poured)  

 

Both pictures show an animal - but one is good at jumping!

 

One has a smaller waistline than the other

 

Ones full of                   -  The other full of liquid

 

Both have appeared on telly, but only one has a spitting image puppet

 

 

 

 

 

 

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40 minutes ago, dogbox321 said:

 

Is it spot the difference?  I'm good at these.....

 

One talks to you as though your Peed,  but the other couldn't get you peed.....

 

Ones got a sensible head! (when poured)  

 

Both pictures show an animal - but one is good at jumping!

 

One has a smaller waistline than the other

 

Ones full of                   -  The other full of liquid

 

Both have appeared on telly, but only one has a spitting image puppet

 

 

All that!

 

I just got Boris breakfast.

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