RMweb Premium PhilJ W Posted November 4, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted November 4, 2020 17 minutes ago, sem34090 said: Maybe not, but I'd happily spend lockdown with a CIG... That looks nasty. Going by the bent rail it looks like a derailment. Hope no one was hurt, or worse. 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sem34090 Posted November 4, 2020 Share Posted November 4, 2020 (edited) 16 minutes ago, PhilJ W said: That looks nasty. Going by the bent rail it looks like a derailment. Hope no one was hurt, or worse. Unfortunately the Wikipedia article doesn't say, so I'm hoping that means that nobody was seriously harmed. Edited November 4, 2020 by sem34090 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sem34090 Posted November 4, 2020 Share Posted November 4, 2020 26 minutes ago, F-UnitMad said: Did that hit a low bridge??!! Surely not? I thought the railway was above all that sort of "incompetant moron" behaviour truck & bus drivers are branded with.... It ran away from Wimbledon depot and collided with the flyover after derailing, I believe. 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold ian Posted November 4, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted November 4, 2020 15 minutes ago, sem34090 said: It ran away from Wimbledon depot ... Why, did it want to join the circus? 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogbox321 Posted November 4, 2020 Share Posted November 4, 2020 Just now, ian said: Why, did it want to join the circus? It weren't a very successful escape attempt....... 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MrWolf Posted November 5, 2020 Share Posted November 5, 2020 The connection between breasts and model trains? Originally designed for children, more often played with by men. 1 6 1 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hroth Posted November 5, 2020 Share Posted November 5, 2020 9 hours ago, sem34090 said: Maybe not, but I'd happily spend lockdown with a CIG... Crikey! She's seen better days! Actually, its what happens when you take a Triang motor bogie through Code 75 points... 3 1 9 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold franciswilliamwebb Posted November 5, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted November 5, 2020 9 hours ago, ian said: Why, did it want to join the circus? Or the Wombles? 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
L49 Posted November 5, 2020 Share Posted November 5, 2020 9 hours ago, ian said: Why, did it want to join the circus? It's not Nellie the elephant... 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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luckymucklebackit Posted November 5, 2020 Share Posted November 5, 2020 10 hours ago, sem34090 said: It ran away from Wimbledon depot and collided with the flyover after derailing, I believe. Being Wimbledon, was it a wrongly Set Point? Jim 2 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Gold Ramblin Rich Posted November 5, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted November 5, 2020 Evidently, the Spanish have recruited one of the 3 tenors onto the vaccine trial. He'll be on the control arm. Placebo Domingo. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hroth Posted November 5, 2020 Share Posted November 5, 2020 49 minutes ago, PenrithBeacon said: Far too kind. I'd like to picture him sitting in a clay pigeon launcher. PULL!!! 2 1 1 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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peanuts Posted November 5, 2020 Share Posted November 5, 2020 During lock down I have fun out of ideas to keep me entertained so have taken to to sending my downstairs neighbour David a bunch of flowers with a note reading "I miss you " then I fill my glass of wine sit on the balcony and listen to his wife 2 17 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Budgie Posted November 5, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted November 5, 2020 Not so much a joke, but never mind. A Covid Lockdown Poem I won't arise and go now, and go to Innisfree I'll sanitise the doorknob and make a cup of tea. I won't go down to the sea again; I won't go out at all, I'll wander lonely as a cloud from the kitchen to the hall. There's a green-eyed yellow monster to the north of Kathmandu But I shan't be seeing him just yet and nor, I think, will you. When the dawn comes up like thunder on the road to Mandalay I'll make my bit of supper and I'll eat it off a tray. I shall not speed my bonny boat across the sea to Skye, Or take the rolling English road from Birmingham to Rye. About the woodland, just right now, I am not free to go To see the Keep Out posters or the cherry hung with snow. And no, I won't be travelling much, within the realms of gold, Or get me to Milford Haven. All that's been put on hold. Give me your hands, I shan't request, albeit we are friends Nor come withn a mile of you, until this virus ends. Anon. 14 3 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Compound2632 Posted November 5, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted November 5, 2020 11 minutes ago, Budgie said: I won't arise and go now, and go to Innisfree With four of us at home, I found I will arise and go now, and go to see if it's free was more apt. 1 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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peanuts Posted November 5, 2020 Share Posted November 5, 2020 One day God was looking down at Earth and was dismayed at the behaviour of some of people he saw. So he called one of His angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time. When he returned, he told God, 'Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not. God thought for a moment and said, 'Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion.' So God called another angel and sent him to Earth for a time. When the angel returned he went to God and said, 'Yes, it's true.The Earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good.' God was not pleased. So He decided to e-mail the 5% that were good, because he wanted to encourage them, and give them a little something to help them keep going. Do you know what the e-mail said? Okay, I was just wondering, because I didn't get one either. 17 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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