Obi-Jiff Kenobi Posted 4 hours ago Share Posted 4 hours ago The boss of Dulux was found dead of hypothermia recently. Doctors said he might have survived had he been given a second coat. 1 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Compound2632 Posted 4 hours ago RMweb Premium Share Posted 4 hours ago 24 minutes ago, Obi-Jiff Kenobi said: The boss of Dulux was found dead of hypothermia recently. Doctors said he might have survived had he been given a second coat. I'm sure many have heard the story of Patrick Murphy who got the contract to redecorate the parish church. Wanting to make the best profit out of the job, he skimped on the quality of his materials. But his conscience got the better of him, so at confession he admitted what he had done. The parish priest said: My son, God forgives you; for your penance, repaint and thin no more. 1 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
34theletterbetweenB&D Posted 3 hours ago Share Posted 3 hours ago Reminded this morning by an ex-colleague of a favourite joke from a most amusing French guy we once worked with: At the breakfast table. Wife: "Dearest, you do not seem so happy now that you are newly retired, yet our regular start to the day was as good as ever, was it not?" Husband: "Oh my dear, you were as stupendous as ever, the fault does not lie with you." W: "What then, how do we correct this? " H: "It is very difficult, The day starts with the most exclusive Ferrari ever made, but no longer is there an exciting Alfa-Romeo at lunch and an adventurous Alpine on the way home." W: "So, you still have a car, go out and find alternative excitement." H: "Most considerate and kind of you, and do enjoy your day at the office." W: "And I shall think of you, Renault, while rejoicing at the prospects of today's Scania and MAN". 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold AndrueC Posted 2 hours ago RMweb Gold Share Posted 2 hours ago There was an old man from Nantucket. He went to get water with a bucket. He tripped on the way back and spilt the lot. He said "Oh dear". 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeithMacdonald Posted 35 minutes ago Share Posted 35 minutes ago On 02/10/2024 at 19:38, CameronL said: Wing Well Saddle Side Pannier Have I missed any? If anyone can tell me, many tanks. Septic 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obi-Jiff Kenobi Posted 25 minutes ago Share Posted 25 minutes ago Doesn't that belong on the other side of the Atlantic? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now