Obi-Jiff Kenobi Posted Monday at 11:12 Share Posted Monday at 11:12 What do you call a Spaniard who has been discharged from hospital? Manuel. 10 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium J. S. Bach Posted Monday at 11:55 RMweb Premium Share Posted Monday at 11:55 ???? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold SHMD Posted Monday at 12:09 RMweb Gold Share Posted Monday at 12:09 Pronounced "Man well". Kev. (Source - "Faulty Towers"!) 4 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Reorte Posted Monday at 12:09 RMweb Premium Share Posted Monday at 12:09 (edited) 14 minutes ago, J. S. Bach said: ???? Man well. edit: Just beaten to it! Edited Monday at 12:09 by Reorte 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidB-AU Posted Monday at 12:39 Share Posted Monday at 12:39 42 minutes ago, J. S. Bach said: ???? The proper response should have been "¿Qué?" 1 3 15 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Bernard Lamb Posted Monday at 14:59 RMweb Premium Share Posted Monday at 14:59 2 2 12 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium kevinlms Posted Monday at 15:55 RMweb Premium Share Posted Monday at 15:55 6 hours ago, CameronL said: Just as long as it doesn't turn into an argument. The 5 minute or the full half hour? 9 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stray Posted Monday at 21:26 Share Posted Monday at 21:26 9 hours ago, J. S. Bach said: ???? How about the two Spanish firemen then, Jose and Hose B. 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obi-Jiff Kenobi Posted Tuesday at 09:03 Share Posted Tuesday at 09:03 Where do you go to learn how to make ice cream? Sundae school. 1 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obi-Jiff Kenobi Posted Tuesday at 10:25 Share Posted Tuesday at 10:25 Every time I turn on my laptop, it plays 'Rolling in the Deep' - it's a Dell. 2 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium JZ Posted Tuesday at 11:03 RMweb Premium Share Posted Tuesday at 11:03 1 9 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obi-Jiff Kenobi Posted Tuesday at 11:54 Share Posted Tuesday at 11:54 My pet mouse, Elvis, has died. He was caught in a trap... 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Binky Posted Tuesday at 13:49 Share Posted Tuesday at 13:49 I studied stag's vision at vet school and the pay was ok with that kind of specialist veterinary knowledge. But the real money to be made was in the vision of female deer so that's the field I should have worked in really. In hind-sight. 2 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audens Pledge Posted Tuesday at 14:07 Share Posted Tuesday at 14:07 What's the difference between a model railway club and a fashion college? One models trains. The other trains models. 1 1 1 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Compound2632 Posted Tuesday at 18:09 RMweb Premium Share Posted Tuesday at 18:09 (edited) 4 hours ago, Audens Pledge said: What's the difference between a model railway club and a fashion college? One models trains. The other trains models. Ah, but if the fashion college graduates go to work for wedding outfitters they could well end up modelling trains too. Edited Tuesday at 18:09 by Compound2632 1 3 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium JZ Posted Tuesday at 18:36 RMweb Premium Share Posted Tuesday at 18:36 3 2 1 1 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
33C Posted Tuesday at 18:42 Share Posted Tuesday at 18:42 33 minutes ago, Compound2632 said: Ah, but if the fashion college graduates go to work for wedding outfitters they could well end up modelling trains too. Track suits? 1 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Compound2632 Posted Tuesday at 19:49 RMweb Premium Share Posted Tuesday at 19:49 1 hour ago, 33C said: Track suits? I think you've missed the point. I had a smarter turnout in mind. 1 4 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeithMacdonald Posted Tuesday at 20:12 Share Posted Tuesday at 20:12 21 minutes ago, Compound2632 said: I think you've missed the point. I had a smarter turnout in mind. British Rail uniforms? https://www.teesvalleymuseums.org/blog/post/british-railway-uniforms/ 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
proton Posted Tuesday at 22:20 Share Posted Tuesday at 22:20 If you're into haute couture then you would need a scissors turnout... 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
westernfan Posted 13 hours ago Share Posted 13 hours ago There was a little girl who whenever anyone asked who she was would reply, "I'm Mr Brown's daughter." One day her mother said to her, "You know, when people ask who you are you really should say, 'I'm Amelia Brown,' not, 'I'm Mr Brown's daughter." A few days later she was out playing when the local vicar walked by. "Hello" he said. "You're Mr Brown's daughter aren't you?" "Well," she said. "I thought I was, but now Mummy says I'm not." 1 10 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now