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MP15dc?

 

 

 

Speaking of SOO, I have a cut of ten or so of these Weaver Centerflows (1/48 O scale):

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7 hours ago, The Johnster said:

I would not want to give any of my disturbing and sometimes terrifying dreams to anyone I loved...

I’m very much the same, I do sometimes wonder about the thoughts I have going around in my head and I express to Ms 268.

My Dad sometimes wonders what planet I’m on at times and whether I’ve been imbibing to much of our products  at work when I message him, after half an hour when I’m home I usually get a ‘yer still bloody saft as ever ay ya?’ 😀

 

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14 hours ago, The Johnster said:

I would not want to give any of my disturbing and sometimes terrifying dreams to anyone I loved...

 

So you don't love us anymore?

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My missus made me a packed lunch the other day and when I got to the sandwiches they tasted revolting so I rung her up, "What did you put in my sarnies?"

"Crab paste" she said.

I asked her where she got it from and she replied "The chemist" 

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An elderly gentleman goes into a chemist and asks if they sell Viagra.

The chemist replies "Yes, Sir, how many would you like?"

Old man: "Can I have 6 please but can you cut them into quarters?"

Chemist: "I can do sir but I have to warn you you won't get much of an erection with a quarter"

Old man: "I'm 96 years old; I don't want an erection. I just want it to extend far enough so I don't p**s on my slippers!"

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On 05/09/2024 at 13:51, J. S. Bach said:

MP15dc?

 

 

 

Speaking of SOO, I have a cut of ten or so of these Weaver Centerflows (1/48 O scale):

Center-FlowWeaverSOO.jpg.297fe259456a76e2b0b1e03d20cbcff1.jpg

 

 

That's lovely for Soo, but will Sooty and Sweep have to start their own?

 

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2 hours ago, KeithMacdonald said:

 

That's lovely for Soo, but will Sooty and Sweep have to start their own?

 

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As a matter of fact, Sooty has:

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https://www.menards.com/main/grocery-home/menards-collectibles/train-stuff-from-menards/train-stuff/o-scale-sootys-coal-tipple/2759271/p-1642874298899327.htm

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6 hours ago, exmoordave said:

BREAKING NEWS.......

 

Scientists have discovered what is believed to be the world's largest bed sheet........More on this story as it unfolds.....

The worlds biggest bolster chisel is being forged to get the teenage male out from underneath it as we speak 😜

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