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The Forum Jokes Thread


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Sexist, racist or religious jokes aren't funny - keep them to yourself!

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53 minutes ago, PhilJ W said:

The guy who invented autocorrect died last week.

His funfair is on Sundial.

I used to work for Autocorrect.

 

But they fried me for no good raisin!

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42 minutes ago, PhilJ W said:

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Now, would the Queen really have used those kind of words?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Even though they just might be appropriate in this case!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

BTW: The man in the photo (Charles?) looks about ready to start rolling on the floor laughing!

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7 minutes ago, luckymucklebackit said:

 

Hang on, is Fuch Hall a Hall or a Modified Hall.  Can't be a Duchess as well surely?

 

If the LMS could call a Patriot the Duke of Sutherland and a Princess Coronation the Duchess of Sutherland, I'm sure Fuch Hall could be a Modified Hall.  Ideally on the first Bachmann effort, which was completely fuched...

 

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3 minutes ago, franciswilliamwebb said:

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With Autumn and Winter nights on the way, Bachmann's range of 13.5 tog duvets is sure to be well received😉

Is that a clay hood cover you've got as a duvet or are you very pleased to see me.🤣

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1 hour ago, exmoordave said:

I'm taking these Pringles back to the shop. There were only 3 in the tube and they taste like tennis balls........

Did someone mention tennis balls?

 

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