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Paris Olympics Triathlon Stage in the Seine:

 

Its E. Coli ahead of Salmonella and Cholera has come in third. The swimmers are still going through the motions.

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Another FB lift...

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Waits for the inevitable - "this type doesn't flash" replies

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I find when travelling, eBooks are pretty good.

 

 

 

 

 

Trouble is other drivers seem to be rather concerned, when I look up!

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1 hour ago, newbryford said:

Another FB lift...

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Waits for the inevitable - "this type doesn't flash" replies

 

Looks more like seagulls* looking for a bag of chips!

 

* Can't decide which type of gull, might be Herring, but.....

 

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5 hours ago, kevinlms said:

An Olympic sport that puzzles me.

 

 

On the water polo, what have they done with the horses?

Obvious. They fell through the holes.

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1 hour ago, kevinlms said:

An Olympic sport that puzzles me.

 

 

On the water polo, what have they done with the horses?

 

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1 minute ago, Dunsignalling said:

😃 😄 Two for the price of one.

 

But where drives on the left, has sufficiently creaking infrastructure as to need rail replacement buses, and has registration plates in that format?

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17 minutes ago, Compound2632 said:

 

But where drives on the left, has sufficiently creaking infrastructure as to need rail replacement buses, and has registration plates in that format?

 

Northern Ireland? Queensland 

 

Livery and logo matches, and the bit along the bottom of the plates should read "Queensland - The Sunshine State".

 

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