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KeithMacdonald Posted July 12 Share Posted July 12 An elderly couple returns to a Mercedes dealership where the salesman has just sold the car they were interested in to a stunning, tall, and busty blonde. "I thought you said you’d hold that car until we raised the £75,000 asking price," said the man. "But I just heard you discount it to £65,000 with that lovely young lady there. You insisted there could be no discount on this model." "Well, what can I say? She had the cash ready, and just look at her, how could I resist?" replied the grinning salesman. Just then, the young woman approached the elderly couple and handed them the keys. "There you go," she said. "I told you I would get them to lower the price. See you later, granddad." 4 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Gold AndrueC Posted July 12 RMweb Gold Share Posted July 12 1 hour ago, KeithMacdonald said: It's a dead-end job. It doesn't require many people though. It's usually only a skeleton crew. 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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westernfan Posted July 13 Share Posted July 13 Little Johnny is watching his mum rubbing cold cream on her face and he asks her, “Why are you rubbing that stuff on your face mother?” His mother replies, “To make myself beautiful Johnny.” A few minutes later she starts rubbing the cream off with a tissue. Johnny says to her, “What is the matter? Are you giving up?” 9 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post westernfan Posted July 13 Popular Post Share Posted July 13 Charlie was installing a new door and found that one of the hinges was missing. He asked his wife Mary if she would go to Home Depot and pick up a hinge. Mary agreed to go. While she was waiting for the manager to finish serving a customer, her eye caught a beautiful bathroom faucet. When the manager was finished, Mary asked him, "How much is that faucet?" The manager replied, "That's a gold plated faucet and the price is $500.00." Mary exclaimed, "My goodness, that is a very expensive faucet. It's certainly out of my price bracket." She then proceeded to describe the hinge that Charlie had sent her to buy. The manager said that he had them in stock and went into the storeroom to get one. From the storeroom the manager yelled. "Ma'am, do you wanna screw for the hinge?" Mary paused for a moment and then shouted back, "No, but I will for the faucet." 20 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Gold Hroth Posted July 13 RMweb Gold Share Posted July 13 2 hours ago, PhilJ W said: How many times is that joke going to be repeated? To infinity. And Beyond!!! 🤪🤪🤪 4 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold BoD Posted July 13 RMweb Gold Share Posted July 13 (edited) 2 hours ago, PhilJ W said: How many times is that joke going to be repeated? Let’s have our fun. It won’t come out again for another fifty eight years. Edited July 13 by BoD 2 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold The Pilotman Posted July 13 RMweb Gold Share Posted July 13 4 hours ago, PhilJ W said: How many times is that joke going to be repeated? More times than England will score, that’s for sure…. 4 1 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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aardvark Posted July 15 Share Posted July 15 The secret to happiness is low expectations. Lower. Nope, lower. There you go. 4 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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