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The Forum Jokes Thread


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Sexist, racist or religious jokes aren't funny - keep them to yourself!

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7 hours ago, kevinlms said:

Someone told me that he won't go to cafes etc, where the servers have tattoos. I told him that he's likely to go hungry/thirsty these days! I don't like them, but it's none of my business, what they chose to do.

I always think of an old guy I heard on the radio once - "I had a tattoo of a striking eagle done when I was young. Now it looks like a dead budgie."

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6 hours ago, Dunsignalling said:

I went into a pub the other day, but only stayed for one drink.

 

The locals were a rough looking lot, broken noses, cauliflower ears, and covered in tattoos.

 

And the men were even worse.... 

 

You also see them at Tescoes shopping on a Sunday morning in pjs and dressing gowns, with their hair up in curlers...

 

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57 minutes ago, Hroth said:

You also see them at Tescoes shopping on a Sunday morning in pjs and dressing gowns, with their hair up in curlers...

...and that's just the men...

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1 hour ago, Hroth said:

 

You also see them at Tescoes shopping on a Sunday morning in pjs and dressing gowns, with their hair up in curlers...

 

I worked with a lady from Lithuania, she had been told about this before coming to the UK, but did not belive it until seeing it for herself, what an image in the world!

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23 minutes ago, KeithMacdonald said:

 

We need pics!

 

Not of the lot I saw this morning, I've seen rough metal files that were smoother!

 

Page 1066!

And all that*....

 

Best history book ever, better even than Our Islands Story. 

 

* I've two copies, an old Penguin edition and a Folio hardback edition in a slipcase.

 

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