The Forum Jokes Thread

[Dunsignalling]

I went into a pub the other day, but only stayed for one drink.

 

The locals were a rough looking lot, broken noses, cauliflower ears, and covered in tattoos.

 

And the men were even worse.... 

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[Reorte]

7 hours ago, kevinlms said:

Someone told me that he won't go to cafes etc, where the servers have tattoos. I told him that he's likely to go hungry/thirsty these days! I don't like them, but it's none of my business, what they chose to do.

I always think of an old guy I heard on the radio once - "I had a tattoo of a striking eagle done when I was young. Now it looks like a dead budgie."

[Hroth]

6 hours ago, Dunsignalling said:

I went into a pub the other day, but only stayed for one drink.

 

The locals were a rough looking lot, broken noses, cauliflower ears, and covered in tattoos.

 

And the men were even worse.... 

 

You also see them at Tescoes shopping on a Sunday morning in pjs and dressing gowns, with their hair up in curlers...

 

[ian]

57 minutes ago, Hroth said:

You also see them at Tescoes shopping on a Sunday morning in pjs and dressing gowns, with their hair up in curlers...

...and that's just the men...