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The Forum Jokes Thread


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Sexist, racist or religious jokes aren't funny - keep them to yourself!

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11 minutes ago, franciswilliamwebb said:

 

No reindeers, Santas, tree-trunks or bananas either.  I don't think they're actually at the North Pole🤔

But the penguin is the furtherest from home ground! Most the rest is available from a nearby general store.

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Perhaps they are having a break at the SOUTH pole after delivering all te presents and before embarking on the journey home. The penguin had obviously been packed with the supplies.

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3 hours ago, Compound2632 said:

 

The classic response doubles up:

 

A weasel is weasily identified but a stoat is stotally different.

 

More assonance.

What kind of noise annoys a noisy oyster? A noisy noise annoys a noisy oyster.

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