Deeps Posted Wednesday at 19:49 Share Posted Wednesday at 19:49 59 minutes ago, AndrueC said: "Since we're being honest," replies the bride, "I have to tell you that I'm a hooker." The groom replies, "That's okay, honey. You just need to learn to keep your head down and your left arm straight.” It reminds me of a similar joke where the wife says she was a hooker - and that her real name is Brian and she played for Harlequins. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pH Posted Wednesday at 19:52 Share Posted Wednesday at 19:52 2 minutes ago, Deeps said: It reminds me of a similar joke where the wife says she was a hooker - and that her real name is Brian and she played for Harlequins. See post fourth from bottom on previous page (with picture). 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeps Posted Wednesday at 20:06 Share Posted Wednesday at 20:06 13 minutes ago, pH said: See post fourth from bottom on previous page (with picture). That was the point! 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium 5944 Posted Wednesday at 20:16 RMweb Premium Share Posted Wednesday at 20:16 26 minutes ago, Deeps said: It reminds me of a similar joke where the wife says she was a hooker - and that her real name is Brian and she played for Harlequins. There's a few versions of it. The first time I saw it involved Nigel playing for Wigan. I'm a St Helens fan - I'd never have my name associated with the bloody pie eaters! 1 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Compound2632 Posted Wednesday at 20:18 RMweb Premium Share Posted Wednesday at 20:18 We're in danger of imitating the oozlum bird here. 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Premium J. S. Bach Posted Wednesday at 21:36 RMweb Premium Share Posted Wednesday at 21:36 1 hour ago, pH said: A salesman in Ontario is told by his manager that he is being re-assigned to a new territory which includes Sudbury. (Sudbury is a big mining town, not known for its outstanding beauty). He objects to this, and his manager asks him why. He replies “It’s a dump! The only things it’s famous for are hookers and hockey players.” “I’ll have you know my wife comes from Sudbury!”says the manager. “Oh” says the salesman “What position does she play?” Hmmm, that could be taken in several ways! 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium J. S. Bach Posted Wednesday at 21:39 RMweb Premium Share Posted Wednesday at 21:39 54 minutes ago, PhilJ W said: I have been in restaurants where that would most definitely be true! 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Popular Post newbryford Posted Wednesday at 22:08 RMweb Premium Popular Post Share Posted Wednesday at 22:08 And a clean one from me for a change... 3 16 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Hroth Posted Thursday at 04:55 RMweb Gold Share Posted Thursday at 04:55 6 hours ago, newbryford said: And a clean one from me for a change... Similar to the "We took a delivery of bubblewrap and the boss told me to pop it in the corner. It took me ages..." one. 🤪 1 1 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Sidecar Racer Posted Thursday at 09:31 RMweb Premium Share Posted Thursday at 09:31 My boss phoned me and said where are you? I said on a train heading south, then he said but you should be in work. I answered yes I know,but you said you wanted me in Brighton early tomorrow morning . 1 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve1 Posted Thursday at 09:32 Share Posted Thursday at 09:32 steve 19 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeps Posted Thursday at 11:55 Share Posted Thursday at 11:55 2 hours ago, steve1 said: steve Quite amusing but, as a pensioner in the current climate, I do worry that fiction may become fact.😐 1 4 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold The Johnster Posted Thursday at 14:15 RMweb Gold Share Posted Thursday at 14:15 Actually, I could probably live quite well on a British old age pension in some 3rd world country, and I like Maiian Griot music. I even have my own djembe drum. No heating bills, light & comfortable clothing, bring it on... 1 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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luckymucklebackit Posted Thursday at 15:18 Share Posted Thursday at 15:18 (edited) Edited Thursday at 15:19 by luckymucklebackit 4 2 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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CameronL Posted Thursday at 17:08 Share Posted Thursday at 17:08 1 hour ago, luckymucklebackit said: It makes you long for the good old days... Of Boris Johnson. How could Hamas hold a load of Israeli sausages captive? Sausages definitely aren't kosher. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium J. S. Bach Posted Thursday at 17:09 RMweb Premium Share Posted Thursday at 17:09 (edited) 1 hour ago, PhilJ W said: Don't laugh, a friend actually did that! Edited Thursday at 17:11 by J. S. Bach 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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