RMweb Premium Compound2632 Posted August 29 RMweb Premium Share Posted August 29 9 hours ago, KeithMacdonald said: How many UK Government officials does it take to change a lightbulb? The premise of this joke is flawed. There is no budget for replacement lighbulbs. 2 1 1 6 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold AndrueC Posted August 29 RMweb Gold Share Posted August 29 How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one but the lightbulb has to really want to change. 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Premium PhilJ W Posted August 29 RMweb Premium Share Posted August 29 (edited) Edited August 29 by PhilJ W 10 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krusty Posted August 29 Share Posted August 29 10 hours ago, Welchester said: How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? Banana. You forgot the small off-duty Czechoslovakian traffic warden. 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CameronL Posted August 29 Share Posted August 29 How many CIA agents does it take to change a lightbulb? Three - one to do the job and two to deny any involvement. 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold franciswilliamwebb Posted August 29 RMweb Gold Share Posted August 29 Perhaps more pertinent would be “How many Hornby Black 5 owners does it take to change a lightbulb?” 😇 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeps Posted August 29 Share Posted August 29 Surely the question is, what is a lightbulb? 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Compound2632 Posted August 29 RMweb Premium Share Posted August 29 1 minute ago, Deeps said: Surely the question is, what is a lightbulb? A shallow materialistic question. More profoundly: why is a lightbulb? 2 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckymucklebackit Posted August 29 Share Posted August 29 14 hours ago, Hroth said: You forgot One to write the press release and One to proofread it to ensure that it follows all relevant inclusivity guidelines. And A management trainee on a graduate fasttrack scheme, to make the tea. So thats Thirteen.... For changing lightbulbs in the hallways of ex council properties now partially privately owned add another to prepare and send out a bill for £40 to each of the flat owners. 3 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeithMacdonald Posted August 29 Share Posted August 29 2 hours ago, Compound2632 said: A shallow materialistic question. More profoundly: why is a lightbulb? The answer would be illuminating. 2 3 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Premium J. S. Bach Posted August 29 RMweb Premium Share Posted August 29 There's probably some neat stuff in there. Let me at it! 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Hroth Posted August 29 RMweb Gold Share Posted August 29 2 hours ago, jbqfc said: I've got a garage like that.... 8 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Dagworth Posted August 29 RMweb Gold Share Posted August 29 8 hours ago, Deeps said: Surely the question is, what is a lightbulb? It's a thing you plant in the garden that isn't heavy. 2 1 1 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Deeps Posted August 29 Share Posted August 29 21 minutes ago, Dagworth said: It's a thing you plant in the garden that isn't heavy. Correct. The item should be described as a ‘lamp’. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium J. S. Bach Posted August 29 RMweb Premium Share Posted August 29 2 hours ago, Hroth said: I've got a garage like that.... For me it is three sheds: 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium ColinK Posted August 29 RMweb Premium Share Posted August 29 6 hours ago, jbqfc said: I’ve got my late father’s study to sort out - which is very much like that. 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium PhilJ W Posted August 29 RMweb Premium Share Posted August 29 32 minutes ago, J. S. Bach said: For me it is three sheds: So I'm not the only collector of cardboard boxes. 2 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium J. S. Bach Posted August 29 RMweb Premium Share Posted August 29 (edited) 9 minutes ago, PhilJ W said: So I'm not the only collector of cardboard boxes. Mine do have stuff in them, even model train-related: Oddly, that white box (lower left) miraculously made it into the train room!! And even prototype train-related junque stuff: that "W" is a Pennsy whistle post. Edited August 29 by J. S. Bach To add some information 3 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Obi-Jiff Kenobi Posted August 30 Share Posted August 30 On 28/08/2024 at 22:27, KeithMacdonald said: How many UK Government officials does it take to change a lightbulb? Ten One to change the bulb, One to complete the Due Diligence Assessment One to check that the new light bulb is an energy-efficient LED made in China One to remove the old toxic light bulb to a municipal recycling centre in a government approved disposal box Two to hold the ladder because Health & Safety One to verify that the purchase of the light bulb complied with competitive tendering rules Two to verifiy that the process complies with DEI directives One to take pictures for the press release As someone with experience of the Civil Service, that is far too close to the truth to be funny! 6 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Hroth Posted August 30 RMweb Gold Share Posted August 30 10 hours ago, ColinK said: I’ve got my late father’s study to sort out - which is very much like that. Studies? Don' talk about my study..... 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve1 Posted August 30 Share Posted August 30 And quite rightly so. steve 1 15 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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