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RMweb Premium Compound2632 Posted August 27 RMweb Premium Share Posted August 27 i'm reminded of the outraged Evangelical complaining of an exhibition of photographs of famous Jews, that it didn't include St Paul. 1 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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KeithMacdonald Posted August 27 Share Posted August 27 Book early to avoid disappointment? Quote There are fewer than 100 available spaces left across the male prison estate in England and Wales, the BBC understands. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0rw48nj282o 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeithMacdonald Posted August 27 Share Posted August 27 So, the ISS astronauts won’t be coming home until 2025? Enough time for all the humans near their landing site to buy monkey suits for the biggest prank ever. 1 2 10 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
westernfan Posted August 27 Share Posted August 27 10 minutes ago, KeithMacdonald said: So, the ISS astronauts won’t be coming home until 2025? Enough time for all the humans near their landing site to buy monkey suits for the biggest prank ever. The Russians could get them back by the end of the week if asked, but the Yanks have burned their bridges with that one somewhat. 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold franciswilliamwebb Posted August 28 RMweb Gold Share Posted August 28 8 hours ago, KeithMacdonald said: Book early to avoid disappointment? There are fewer than 100 available spaces left across the male prison estate in England and Wales, the BBC understands. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0rw48nj282o There'd be more if it wasn't for male BBC presenters🙄 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Premium Reorte Posted August 28 RMweb Premium Share Posted August 28 9 hours ago, KeithMacdonald said: So, the ISS astronauts won’t be coming home until 2025? Enough time for all the humans near their landing site to buy monkey suits for the biggest prank ever. Really wish there were some people dressed as Klingons around when William Shatner did his suborbital flight. 1 1 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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pH Posted August 28 Share Posted August 28 Badly-phrased question. Legitimate answers could be “With my usual word-processing app.” or, if specified in the ad, “Manually, using a pen.”. 2 2 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold The Johnster Posted August 28 RMweb Gold Share Posted August 28 How many Soviet-era Russians does it take to change a lightbulb? Four, one to change the bulb, two to hold the ladder because full employment is guaranteed in the Soviet Paradise, and one KGB agent to keep an eye on the three dangerous intellectuals... 2 10 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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KeithMacdonald Posted August 28 Share Posted August 28 1 hour ago, The Johnster said: How many Soviet-era Russians does it take to change a lightbulb? Four, one to change the bulb, two to hold the ladder because full employment is guaranteed in the Soviet Paradise, and one KGB agent to keep an eye on the three dangerous intellectuals... How many UK Government officials does it take to change a lightbulb? Ten One to change the bulb, One to complete the Due Diligence Assessment One to check that the new light bulb is an energy-efficient LED made in China One to remove the old toxic light bulb to a municipal recycling centre in a government approved disposal box Two to hold the ladder because Health & Safety One to verify that the purchase of the light bulb complied with competitive tendering rules Two to verifiy that the process complies with DEI directives One to take pictures for the press release 2 2 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Welchester Posted August 28 RMweb Premium Share Posted August 28 How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? Banana. 2 2 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Hroth Posted August 28 RMweb Gold Share Posted August 28 (edited) 45 minutes ago, KeithMacdonald said: How many UK Government officials does it take to change a lightbulb? Ten One to change the bulb, One to complete the Due Diligence Assessment One to check that the new light bulb is an energy-efficient LED made in China One to remove the old toxic light bulb to a municipal recycling centre in a government approved disposal box Two to hold the ladder because Health & Safety One to verify that the purchase of the light bulb complied with competitive tendering rules Two to verifiy that the process complies with DEI directives One to take pictures for the press release You forgot One to write the press release and One to proofread it to ensure that it follows all relevant inclusivity guidelines. And A management trainee on a graduate fasttrack scheme, to make the tea. So thats Thirteen.... Edited August 28 by Hroth I forgot what the trainee was there for... 2 2 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Dunsignalling Posted August 29 RMweb Gold Share Posted August 29 3 hours ago, Hroth said: You forgot One to write the press release and One to proofread it to ensure that it follows all relevant inclusivity guidelines. And A management trainee on a graduate fasttrack scheme, to make the tea. So thats Thirteen.... Unless the original instructions came from Brussels, In that case, add another fifty or so to translate what started as a sheet of A4 into something the size of a phone book. 1 1 1 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
40152 Posted August 29 Share Posted August 29 Q: How many university academics does it take to change a lightbulb? A: What do you mean, change? 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NIK Posted August 29 Share Posted August 29 On 27/08/2024 at 12:34, Compound2632 said: i'm reminded of the outraged Evangelical complaining of an exhibition of photographs of famous Jews, that it didn't include St Paul. What - not even a photo of St Paul riding Judas's chariot?. 1 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Compound2632 Posted August 29 RMweb Premium Share Posted August 29 9 minutes ago, 40152 said: Q: How many university academics does it take to change a lightbulb? A: What do you mean, change? That's philosophers. A university academic will have a grad student do it. 2 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NIK Posted August 29 Share Posted August 29 9 hours ago, Welchester said: How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? Banana. How many surrealists does it take to change a telephone?: Lobster. 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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