RMweb Gold big jim Posted July 11 RMweb Gold Share Posted July 11 Is it sad I on know the 2nd pic is Carlisle? 1 3 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Compound2632 Posted July 11 RMweb Premium Share Posted July 11 30 minutes ago, Stray said: Deeply sexist, as is evident to anyone who has been wowed by the complex paintwork built by numerous male posters on here! 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CameronL Posted July 11 Share Posted July 11 1 hour ago, Stray said: Totally unrealistic. If the husband's brain was badly-laid, overgrown and ended pointlessly in the middle of nowhere it might be more accurate. 4 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CameronL Posted July 11 Share Posted July 11 Back to the jokes. A man went to the Doctor, claiming to be feeling "unwell", so the doctor sent him off for tests and then arranged to see him again once the results were in. "I've got bad news," he said. "You're going to have to take a pill every day for the rest of your life." "That's not so bad," replied the man. The doctor said: "I'm only giving you four." 1 12 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Derek 19B Posted July 11 RMweb Premium Share Posted July 11 51 minutes ago, big jim said: Is it sad I on know the 2nd pic is Carlisle? No you drive trains to Carlisle, I though Carlisle as soon I looked at it and I live in Cyprus!so who’s sad 3 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Reorte Posted July 11 RMweb Premium Share Posted July 11 1 hour ago, big jim said: Is it sad I on know the 2nd pic is Carlisle? Well I wouldn't have recognised it as is but I can see it now it's been mentioned - Newcastle and S&C off to the left, WCML down the middle, Workington to the right. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Reorte Posted July 11 RMweb Premium Share Posted July 11 12 minutes ago, CameronL said: Totally unrealistic. If the husband's brain was badly-laid, overgrown and ended pointlessly in the middle of nowhere it might be more accurate. The one on the left IS pointless! Lots of points on the right-hand picture though. 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium PhilJ W Posted July 11 RMweb Premium Share Posted July 11 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold slow8dirty Posted July 11 RMweb Gold Share Posted July 11 First, Mad Max, then Tetchy Thomas. 1 7 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium PhilJ W Posted July 11 RMweb Premium Share Posted July 11 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium PhilJ W Posted July 11 RMweb Premium Share Posted July 11 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium PhilJ W Posted July 11 RMweb Premium Share Posted July 11 9 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium PhilJ W Posted July 11 RMweb Premium Share Posted July 11 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium PhilJ W Posted July 11 RMweb Premium Share Posted July 11 2 1 11 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium PhilJ W Posted July 11 RMweb Premium Share Posted July 11 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium PhilJ W Posted July 11 RMweb Premium Share Posted July 11 1 3 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt37268 Posted July 12 Share Posted July 12 Interesting chat with my gaffer today about me having some time off. The gaffer asked me why I was a bit late? ’Well, I’ve bin to ave me hair cud’ said I ’Yer wot? In the firms time? ’Well be fair it grows in the firms doh it?’ ‘It doh all grow in the firms time old shoe’ ‘Well I day have it all cut off gaffer’ 😀 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
aardvark Posted July 12 Share Posted July 12 21 hours ago, CameronL said: Totally unrealistic. Indeed. The one on the right doesn't have any shops. 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Kylestrome Posted July 12 RMweb Premium Share Posted July 12 (edited) Is this the best protected town in France? Or maybe the one with the smallest population? Edited July 12 by Kylestrome 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obi-Jiff Kenobi Posted July 12 Share Posted July 12 It's prob'ly full of foreign johnnies, don'chaknow. 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeithMacdonald Posted July 12 Share Posted July 12 The nurse approached the bed and the elderly woman sitting beside it. “Come along dear, time for your bath “ she said. “But I’ve had mine already“ protested the old lady. “No come along dear, you are just confused” Returning from the bath the nurse was surprised to see another lady in the bed, “Who is that in the bed” she asked. “My sister, I was just visiting her” 12 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeithMacdonald Posted July 12 Share Posted July 12 On the first day of primary school, a 5 year old handed his teacher a note from his mother. The note read: 'The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents." 3 16 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post KeithMacdonald Posted July 12 Popular Post Share Posted July 12 A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded: "Rome ? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty. You're crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there?"."We're taking BA", was the reply "We got a great rate!"."BA?", exclaimed the hairdresser, "That's a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly, and they're always late. So, where are you staying in Rome ?"."We'll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome's Tiber River called Teste." "I know that place. Everybody thinks it's going to be something special and exclusive, but it's really a dump.""We're going to go to see the Vatican and maybe get to see the Pope.""That's rich", laughed the hairdresser, "You and a million other people trying to see him. He'll look the size of an ant.Good luck on this trip of yours. You're going to need it". A month later, the woman again came in for a hairdo. The hairdresser asked her about her trip to Rome. "It was wonderful", explained the woman, "Not only were we on time in one of BA's brand new planes, but it was overbooked, and they bumped us up to first class. The food and wine were wonderful, and I had a handsome 28-year-old steward who waited on me hand and foot. The hotel was great! They'd just finished a £5 million remodelling job, and now it's a jewel, the finest hotel in the city. They too, were overbooked, so they apologised and gave us their owner's suite at no extra charge!". "Well", muttered the hairdresser, "That's all well and good, but I bet you didn't get to see the Pope". "Actually, we were quite lucky, because as we toured the Vatican, a Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder, and explained that the Pope likes to meet some of the visitors, and if I'd be so kind as to step into his private room and wait, the Pope would personally greet me. Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope walked through the door and shook my hand! I knelt down and he spoke a few words to me". "Oh, really! What did he say?" He said, "Who on earth did your hair?". 1 1 19 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold chriswright03 Posted July 12 RMweb Gold Share Posted July 12 2 1 3 9 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Popular Post chriswright03 Posted July 12 RMweb Gold Popular Post Share Posted July 12 2 20 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now