RMweb Gold Hroth Posted June 28 RMweb Gold Share Posted June 28 49 minutes ago, Krusty said: cid:image007.jpg@01DAC7C7.84F52A90 Comment is superfluous.... 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Premium kevinlms Posted June 29 RMweb Premium Share Posted June 29 23 hours ago, Krusty said: cid:image007.jpg@01DAC7C7.84F52A90 Too true, but where's the eye bleach? 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
IWCR Posted June 29 Share Posted June 29 Somebody somewhere A) Thought of this and B) Spent hours producing it in Photoshop hence studied every detail. They must have a very strong stomach and I question they sanity. Pete 8 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
westernfan Posted June 29 Share Posted June 29 Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, 'Kin ya swallar?' The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?' The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no. The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it. 2 15 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CameronL Posted June 29 Share Posted June 29 23 hours ago, JZ said: Is an argument between two vegans still called a beef? Two vegans having a "plant-based beef substitute" doesn't really have the same impact. In the same way, a Vegan version of The Silence of the Lambs wouldn't have a villain called "Hannibal the Cannibal" in it He'd have been called "Reggie the Veggie." 1 2 13 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold franciswilliamwebb Posted June 29 RMweb Gold Share Posted June 29 36 minutes ago, CameronL said: Two vegans having a "plant-based beef substitute" doesn't really have the same impact. Perhaps they're 'avin a nut-roast😉 1 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CameronL Posted June 29 Share Posted June 29 42 minutes ago, franciswilliamwebb said: Perhaps they're 'avin a nut-roast😉 That sounds eye-watering. 3 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DK123GWR Posted June 30 Share Posted June 30 Caesar's army once got trapped in a diamond convention. They couldn't go back as they'd already crossed the RubyCon. A student of Socrates once swam from Buenos Aires to Montevideo. It was the River Plato. John Major tried to keep a secret from his foreign secretary, but Douglas Hurd. The Nazis had a plan to set up a puppet government in Britain and turn the country into a forest. They called it the Oswald. It is a little known fact that time travel was invented in the 1960s at secret government laboratory near Water Orton. For their first test, they decided to go forwards 80 years. After arrival they rushed outside to see the changes to the local area, and are shocked by a train passing over the viaduct ahead of them. One says "Opening new railway lines - they must have lost their marbles!" "Indeed," said the other, "or their Marples." 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Hroth Posted June 30 RMweb Gold Share Posted June 30 7 hours ago, 5944 said: Or someone is constructing a multi-story Yurt... 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium PhilJ W Posted June 30 RMweb Premium Share Posted June 30 11 hours ago, 5944 said: 3 hours ago, Hroth said: Or someone is constructing a multi-story Yurt... The gasholder overlooking Oval cricket ground has been converted into flats. https://www.lambeth.gov.uk/better-fairer-lambeth/projects/oval-gas-works 3 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Dunsignalling Posted June 30 RMweb Gold Share Posted June 30 1 hour ago, PhilJ W said: The gasholder overlooking Oval cricket ground has been converted into flats. https://www.lambeth.gov.uk/better-fairer-lambeth/projects/oval-gas-works What a brilliant idea! Will they move up and down?😄 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Gold franciswilliamwebb Posted June 30 RMweb Gold Share Posted June 30 16 minutes ago, Dunsignalling said: Will they move up and down?😄 While the lift stays still😉 2 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium J. S. Bach Posted June 30 RMweb Premium Share Posted June 30 6 hours ago, steve1 said: steve And they taste very good, too! My favorite fish. As an aside, minimal bones. 1 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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aardvark Posted July 1 Share Posted July 1 I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous. 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold AndrueC Posted July 1 RMweb Gold Share Posted July 1 On 29/06/2024 at 22:16, PhilJ W said: Tut! The LEM descent stage (the bit with the feet) stays behind 😉 4 1 5 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Hroth Posted July 1 RMweb Gold Share Posted July 1 1 hour ago, AndrueC said: Tut! The LEM descent stage (the bit with the feet) stays behind 😉 (best Michael Caine voice) Not many people know that! 3 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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