eastglosmog Posted June 12 Share Posted June 12 16 hours ago, Colin_McLeod said: But due to spreading of the Mid Atlantic ridge, Eurasia has been drifting to the right at a few cm per year for 60 Million years or so, they ought to have taken that into their calculations by now! Conversely, North America has been drifting to the left, of course, whatever Trump might think about it. 1 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium kevinlms Posted June 12 RMweb Premium Share Posted June 12 2 hours ago, eastglosmog said: But due to spreading of the Mid Atlantic ridge, Eurasia has been drifting to the right at a few cm per year for 60 Million years or so, they ought to have taken that into their calculations by now! Conversely, North America has been drifting to the left, of course, whatever Trump might think about it. That will be on his list to fix on his first day elected. Then he will spend the remaining days playing (cheating) at golf and have the Secret Service staying at his resorts at excessive rates. 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Gold Hroth Posted June 12 RMweb Gold Share Posted June 12 32 minutes ago, Colin_McLeod said: Right. Its the cheap cat food for you tonight.... 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeps Posted June 12 Share Posted June 12 I had a most unfortunate experience last night. I was in the local pub and heard two burly women at the bar talking in a strange dialect. ‘Excuse me’, I said, ‘are you two ladies from Scotland?’ ‘Wales, you dumb idiot’ one of them replied. ‘Sorry, let me rephrase it. Are you two whales from Scotland?’ I said. I left the pub with a black eye. 1 12 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckymucklebackit Posted June 12 Share Posted June 12 On 09/06/2024 at 10:51, JZ said: Eva's holding up quite well too! 2 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obi-Jiff Kenobi Posted June 12 Share Posted June 12 I assumed it was Blondi! 🐕 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium PhilJ W Posted June 12 RMweb Premium Share Posted June 12 1 hour ago, Deeps said: I had a most unfortunate experience last night. I was in the local pub and heard two burly women at the bar talking in a strange dialect. ‘Excuse me’, I said, ‘are you two ladies from Scotland?’ ‘Wales, you dumb idiot’ one of them replied. ‘Sorry, let me rephrase it. Are you two whales from Scotland?’ I said. I left the pub with a black eye. Lucky you didn't leave the pub on a stretcher, or in a body bag. 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
exmoordave Posted June 12 Share Posted June 12 My flight back from Gibralter to Glasgow has just been cancelled. Now I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place...... 18 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DK123GWR Posted June 12 Share Posted June 12 I have developed a theory linking the marginal benefit of lubricating today to the expected marginal benefit of lubricating tomorrow. It's an oiler equation. 4 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Gold Popular Post Colin_McLeod Posted June 12 Author RMweb Gold Popular Post Share Posted June 12 I hope this does not break the religious jokes rule. 1 4 16 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium J. S. Bach Posted June 13 RMweb Premium Share Posted June 13 Well, I saved the image to local file. So, i guess that it does not matter in my case. Plus, it is a very clever meme. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
F-UnitMad Posted June 13 Share Posted June 13 16 hours ago, PhilJ W said: Lucky you didn't leave the pub on a stretcher, or in a body bag. And that's just for repeating an old joke..... 🙄🤦♂️ 3 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
F-UnitMad Posted June 13 Share Posted June 13 6 hours ago, Colin_McLeod said: I hope this does not break the religious jokes rule. And the tablet smashed when he dropped it. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Gold Hroth Posted June 13 RMweb Gold Share Posted June 13 8 hours ago, Colin_McLeod said: I hope this does not break the religious jokes rule. And thus it was spake "JUST KEEP TAKING THE TABLETS"... 2 4 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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KeithMacdonald Posted June 14 Share Posted June 14 Cilla's Blind Date had a re-run of their last special Celebrity Politicians edition. With the same contestants! And the studio audience results are ... (roll of drums please) .... 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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