RMweb Gold franciswilliamwebb Posted June 9 RMweb Gold Share Posted June 9 1 minute ago, JZ said: It's true, I discovered! I had some Morrisons MockNuggets and they're gorgeous, I couldn't resist telling everyone about them😳 The search for MockNugget plants for the garden is ongoing... 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Premium JZ Posted June 9 RMweb Premium Share Posted June 9 22 minutes ago, franciswilliamwebb said: It's true, I discovered! I had some Morrisons MockNuggets and they're gorgeous, I couldn't resist telling everyone about them😳 The search for MockNugget plants for the garden is ongoing... I did a back to back with Greggs sausage rolls. Prefer the vegan. 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Colin_McLeod Posted June 9 Author RMweb Gold Share Posted June 9 21 hours ago, Steamport Southport said: Just didn't deserve a response as it is a bit insulting. "Too soon" perhaps 😆 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post Thorness Posted June 9 Popular Post Share Posted June 9 As the bus pulled up at the bus stop and it was her turn to get on, Melissa became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to raise to the height of the first step of the bus: Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind herself to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the step, only to discover that she still couldn't. So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the third time attempted the step. Once again, much to her dismay, she could not raise her leg. With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step. At this point, a large bodybuilder who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus. She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled. "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!" The bodybuilder smiled and drawled. "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends!" 1 22 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium J. S. Bach Posted June 10 RMweb Premium Share Posted June 10 An oldie but a goodie! 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium J. S. Bach Posted June 10 RMweb Premium Share Posted June 10 On 08/06/2024 at 06:56, steve1 said: Time for a real joke. steve On 08/06/2024 at 08:23, franciswilliamwebb said: Brilliant. But it's been an hour and no Sherlock's pointed out it just might have been photoshopped😮 On 09/06/2024 at 03:32, steve1 said: The insult was committed by the person with the suitcase. steve I really do not see anything funny here as I do not recognize any of the standees except, maybe, the man with the suitcase. Either your PM or that guy that runs France, Macaroni or something like that. On 08/06/2024 at 08:55, Steamport Southport said: Just didn't deserve a response as it is a bit insulting. What, England getting beaten by Iceland? 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium J. S. Bach Posted June 10 RMweb Premium Share Posted June 10 (edited) A follow-up to my above post. Left to right: Archbishop of Canterbury, your PM, Queen Elizabeth II, her husband, two that I do not recognize, and some admiral. These sort of popped into my mind just now. If that is the Queen , then this is an older picture, and I wonder what the occasion is as I see some blue and yellow ribbons possibly referring to the Ukraine? Just a thought. Edited June 10 by J. S. Bach 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Dunsignalling Posted June 10 RMweb Gold Share Posted June 10 (edited) On 09/06/2024 at 11:09, JZ said: I did a back to back with Greggs sausage rolls. Prefer the vegan. Didn't realise they had started putting vegans in them... Edited June 10 by Dunsignalling 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium J. S. Bach Posted June 10 RMweb Premium Share Posted June 10 (edited) On 09/06/2024 at 05:51, JZ said: That reminds me of when I was having a Greek gyro (Arby's uses lamb. I had them when I was stationed on Crete and these are quite good*) for lunch in the Rock Hill Arby's and, while waiting for my order, a man came out of the washroom and I had to comment that he looked remarkably like Colonel Sanders of KFC fame. He told me yes and that he had the month before won a national Col.Sanders look-alike contest. *And a heck of a lot cheaper than haring off to Greece for one. Edited June 10 by J. S. Bach To correct a typo 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Dagworth Posted June 10 RMweb Gold Share Posted June 10 20 minutes ago, J. S. Bach said: A follow-up to my above post. Left to right: Archbishop of Canterbury, your PM, Queen Elizabeth II, her husband, two that I do not recognize, and some admiral. These sort of popped into my mind just now. If that is the Queen , then this is an older picture, and I wonder what the occasion is as I see some blue and yellow ribbons possibly referring to the Ukraine? Just a thought. Queen Elizabeth is dead, her son is now King Charles the 3rd. He is the guy with the medals and the red striped hat. Next to him is his (second) wife, Camilla, our current queen. The guy with the suitcase (which is photoshopped) is our Prime Minister, Rishi Sunak. The event is last week on the 80th anniversary of D-Day, when the Allied forces landed on beaches of Normandy to begin the invasion of Mainland Europe and the defeat of the German forces. Sunak left the event early to play politics, to much criticism, hence the suitcase... Andi 2 3 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold franciswilliamwebb Posted June 10 RMweb Gold Share Posted June 10 42 minutes ago, Dunsignalling said: Didn't realise they had started putting vegans in them... They taste very much like chicken 😉 2 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post exmoordave Posted June 10 Popular Post Share Posted June 10 Don't order hay for your horse online. After a couple of days they ask for your feed back....... 4 1 16 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Dunsignalling Posted June 10 RMweb Gold Share Posted June 10 3 hours ago, Dagworth said: Queen Elizabeth is dead, her son is now King Charles the 3rd. He is the guy with the medals and the red striped hat. Next to him is his (second) wife, Camilla, our current queen. The guy with the suitcase (which is photoshopped) is our Prime Minister, Rishi Sunak. The event is last week on the 80th anniversary of D-Day, when the Allied forces landed on beaches of Normandy to begin the invasion of Mainland Europe and the defeat of the German forces. Sunak left the event early to play politics, to much criticism, hence the suitcase... Andi Or, as one of my mates pithily put it, "wreath in one hand, boarding pass in the other", clearly unaware that our PM only uses private jets.... 4 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeithMacdonald Posted June 10 Share Posted June 10 5 hours ago, J. S. Bach said: Either your PM or that guy that runs France, Macaroni or something like that. Do you mean Micron? 1 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DavidB-AU Posted June 11 Share Posted June 11 3 hours ago, Dunsignalling said: Or, as one of my mates pithily put it, "wreath in one hand, boarding pass in the other", clearly unaware that our PM only uses private jets.... "Private" is a misnomer. 4 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lochgorm Posted June 11 Share Posted June 11 28 minutes ago, DavidB-AU said: "Private" is a misnomer. 28 minutes ago, DavidB-AU said: "Private" is a misnomer. V You have failed to highlight the most salient marking on the Prime Minister’s aircraft which is the civilian registration just behind the intake for the centre engine. This is very much a private not military jet on long term hire for whatever the MOD thinks justifies its use. Charlie 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidB-AU Posted June 11 Share Posted June 11 (edited) 2 hours ago, Lochgorm said: You have failed to highlight the most salient marking on the Prime Minister’s aircraft which is the civilian registration just behind the intake for the centre engine. This is very much a private not military jet on long term hire for whatever the MOD thinks justifies its use. It's military. "The pair of aircraft are military owned and tasked, civilian registered, and commercially operated, utilising a mixed crew of military and civilian pilots and military cabin crew from 1 June 2022; with a transition to fully military registered and operated service in due course." https://www.raf.mod.uk/aircraft/envoy-iv-cc1/ They are also going to receive modifications that you cannot legally fit to a civilian aircraft. Edited June 11 by DavidB-AU 3 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Hroth Posted June 11 RMweb Gold Share Posted June 11 8 hours ago, KeithMacdonald said: Do you mean Micron? Who, unusally for France, has called a snap election almost in emulation to the UK and Wimpy Rishi. Their results will be in the week after the UK general election. It also has uncanny echos of Ted Heaths "who governs the country" General Election of the early 70s.... 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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KeithMacdonald Posted June 11 Share Posted June 11 4 hours ago, Hroth said: Who, unusally for France, has called a snap election almost in emulation to the UK and Wimpy Rishi. Their results will be in the week after the UK general election. It also has uncanny echos of Ted Heaths "who governs the country" General Election of the early 70s.... The same panic has hit Germany. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
F-UnitMad Posted June 11 Share Posted June 11 15 hours ago, DavidB-AU said: They are also going to receive modifications that you cannot legally fit to a civilian aircraft. An ejector seat for the P.M*...?? without a parachute..?? 👹 *P.M. regardless of Party. They've all got their snouts in the trough, in my opinion. 🐷🐷🐷 2 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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