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17 hours ago, AndrueC said:

That reminds me of an oldie but a goodie.

 

There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't.

The second nerdiest joke I know! The nerdiest being:

 

Why are Halloween and Christmas the same thing? Because 31 OCT == 25 DEC.

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41 minutes ago, Reorte said:

The second nerdiest joke I know! The nerdiest being:

 

Why are Halloween and Christmas the same thing? Because 31 OCT == 25 DEC.

I think I might be able to beat that:

there are 1.99999997 types of people in the world 

half of them use intel CPUs

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10 hours ago, BR60103 said:

From what I've heard, any number sequence should eventually turn up in pi.  I'd be checking for seven 7s myself.

My calculus book has a long development of pi/6.  One method for putting yourself to sleep is to review the digits of pi backwards.

 

Have you found the Lottery Prize Winning Numbers yet?

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17 minutes ago, KeithMacdonald said:

 

Have you found the Lottery Prize Winning Numbers yet?

 

2 minutes ago, Obi-Jiff Kenobi said:

For this week, or last week?

 

Just for tonight would be handy!

 

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4 minutes ago, Hroth said:

Just for tonight would be handy!

They're in there! All you need to do is look through pi and buy all the valid combinations that come up in it, couldn't be simpler!

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1 hour ago, Reorte said:

They're in there! All you need to do is look through pi and buy all the valid combinations that come up in it, couldn't be simpler!

 

I like it!

This might help, it's a Pi AI Kit

 

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https://thepihut.com/products/raspberry-pi-ai-kit

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2 hours ago, KeithMacdonald said:

What was the name of the Pirate Ship's Cook that walked around in circles counting the distance and holding a pie in each hand?

 

Two Pie Arrrr ...

 

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23 minutes ago, KeithMacdonald said:

 

I like it!

This might help, it's a Pi AI Kit

 

 

https://thepihut.com/products/raspberry-pi-ai-kit

 

I got the email from The Pi Hut advertising it yesterday but didn't follow the link as I've experimented with hi tech extension boards* before and I know when to step back and let others address the bleeding edge...

 

As @Obi-Jiff Kenobi says, "wibble".

 

* In my case a parallel processing system.

 

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9 minutes ago, Hroth said:

 

I got the email from The Pi Hut advertising it yesterday but didn't follow the link as I've experimented with hi tech extension boards* before and I know when to step back and let others address the bleeding edge...

 

As @Obi-Jiff Kenobi says, "wibble".

 

* In my case a parallel processing system.

 

 

Is that missing a "zza"?

 

 

That's the only "Hut" I know apart from Jabba!

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On 04/06/2024 at 23:30, proton said:

Years ago I memorized pi to 100 digits and it was amusing (for me) to notice how frequently groups of numbers that could be associated with trains popped up.  2884 (wheel arrangement of US mallets), 86204 (class 86 number) etc.  Then I downloaded Pi to something like 100,000 places in Excel, and all of a sudden all sorts of "coincidences" appeared.  No doubt quite a few passwords will appear...

 

I can beat that. I memorised it to 150 decimal places. I even remember that I got it from page 51 of SMP Maths book G. Hmmm. I wonder how much of it I still have in my head.

 

3.141592653589793238462646338327950288419716939937510..

 

Damn.

 

To be fair that was 40 years ago when I was in school :)

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48 minutes ago, AndrueC said:

 

I can beat that. I memorised it to 150 decimal places. I even remember that I got it from page 51 of SMP Maths book B. Hmmm. I wonder how much of it I still have in my head.

 

3.141592653589793238462646338327950288419716939937510..

 

Damn.

 

To be fair that was 40 years ago when I was in school :)

 

SMP...

 

The New Maths course my school pitched me into, presented by teachers who didn't know what was going on either, and destroyed the subject for me.

 

I still remember the punched tape design (so up to date!) of the covers with fear and loathing.

 

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I've got two air fryers, one for chips and the other one (oldie but goodie Tefal, looks like the offspring of an ill-advised drunken union between an alien ship and a curling stone) for everything else.  Doesn't make me middle class, though; both are skipraids.  I regard the Tefal as a small but efficient oven rather than a fryer; easier to clean than most air fryers as well.  Noisy 'stard though!

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