RMweb Premium Compound2632 Posted June 3 RMweb Premium Share Posted June 3 1 hour ago, billbedford said: And if you ask for a whale meat sandwich, they'll say they don't want to cut up a whole whale for just one sandwich. They'd be blubbering at the thought. 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium J. S. Bach Posted June 3 RMweb Premium Share Posted June 3 (edited) 3 hours ago, billbedford said: And if you ask for a whale meat sandwich, they'll say they don't want to cut up a whole whale for just one sandwich. That reminds me of a bumper sticker that I saw: I LOVE CATS I JUST CAN'T EAT A WHOLE ONE Edited June 3 by J. S. Bach To edit the post 1 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Steamport Southport Posted June 3 Share Posted June 3 22 minutes ago, Obi-Jiff Kenobi said: I used to love ALF. Certainly dispelled the myth that Americans don't get sarcasm. In the end he became the lowest of his species - a cat lover! 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obi-Jiff Kenobi Posted June 3 Share Posted June 3 I recently bought a (not inexpensive) ALF action figure, and it does include the cat sandwich! 1 1 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted June 3 Share Posted June 3 I've still got a cuddly toy somewhere. One of those ones that grips on to things. Like this. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/134769675076?chn=ps&_ul=GB&mkevt=1&mkcid=28 1 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
exmoordave Posted June 3 Share Posted June 3 Willie Nelson. Great singer, devastating wrestling hold.... 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Kylestrome Posted June 3 RMweb Premium Share Posted June 3 8 hours ago, exmoordave said: Anew Eskimo restaurant has opened up near me so I thought I would pop along and give it a try. I bet you had a whale of a time. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Hroth Posted June 3 RMweb Gold Share Posted June 3 (edited) 56 minutes ago, Kylestrome said: I bet you had a whale of a time. I bet the locals gave it their seal of approval too... Edited June 3 by Hroth An approving seal! 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post KeithMacdonald Posted June 3 Popular Post Share Posted June 3 An Irish man went to confession in St. Patrick's Catholic Church ... "Father", he confessed, "it's been one month now since my last confession. I was intimate with Fanny Green twice last month" The priest told the sinner : "You are forgiven Go out and say three Hail Mary's" Soon thereafter, another Irish man entered the confessional : "Father, it has been two months since my last confession. I've had sex with Fanny Green twice a week for the past two months" This time, the priest questioned, "Who IS this Fanny Green .. ?" "A new woman in the neighbourhood father", he replied. ... "Very well", sighed the priest .. "Go and say ten Hail Mary's" .. At mass the next morning, as the priest prepared to deliver the sermon, a tall, Voluptuous, drop-dead gorgeous Redheaded woman entered the sanctuary .. The eyes of every man in the church fell upon her as she slowly sashayed up the aisle and sat down right in front of the priest .. Her dress was green and very short, and she wore matching shiny emerald-green shoes .. The priest and the altar boy gasped as the woman in the green dress and matching green shoes sat with her legs spread slightly apart, but just enough to realize she wasn't wearing any underwear. The priest turned to the Altar boy and whispered, "Is That Fanny Green?" The bug-eyed altar boy couldn't believe his ears but managed to calmly reply, "No Father, I think it's just a reflection from her shoes'". 2 1 17 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Popular Post JZ Posted June 4 RMweb Premium Popular Post Share Posted June 4 The first air friar. 1 1 22 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold The Johnster Posted June 4 RMweb Gold Share Posted June 4 Splat!!! 1 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted June 4 Share Posted June 4 There is two type of people in the world. Those with air fryers and those without. We all know who has got one as they bang on about it constantly! 3 3 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcredfer Posted June 4 Share Posted June 4 2 hours ago, JZ said: The first air friar. I don't suppose he made a habit of doing that..... 1 1 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obi-Jiff Kenobi Posted June 4 Share Posted June 4 12 minutes ago, Steamport Southport said: There is two type of people in the world. Those with air fryers and those without. We all know who has got one as they bang on about it constantly! Bit like vegans, really. 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold AndrueC Posted June 4 RMweb Gold Share Posted June 4 18 minutes ago, Steamport Southport said: There is two type of people in the world. Those with air fryers and those without. That reminds me of an oldie but a goodie. There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't. 5 5 1 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckymucklebackit Posted June 4 Share Posted June 4 33 minutes ago, Steamport Southport said: There is two type of people in the world. Those with air fryers and those without. We all know who has got one as they bang on about it constantly! I've got two.🤪 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Hroth Posted June 4 RMweb Gold Share Posted June 4 14 minutes ago, luckymucklebackit said: I've got two.🤪 I've got three, in terms of capacity. A single basket one, and a dual basket one, bought as an upgrade. The older one is kept in reserve.... 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obi-Jiff Kenobi Posted June 4 Share Posted June 4 There are two types of people in the world: 1. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data. 4 9 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium J. S. Bach Posted June 4 RMweb Premium Share Posted June 4 And I do not have any at all. 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium JZ Posted June 4 RMweb Premium Share Posted June 4 3 hours ago, Obi-Jiff Kenobi said: There are two types of people in the world: 1. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data. I have this t-shirt. Only times I have been asked to explain it is when I have worn it in the US. 1 8 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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KeithMacdonald Posted June 4 Share Posted June 4 4 hours ago, Obi-Jiff Kenobi said: There are two types of people in the world: 1. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data. 1 hour ago, JZ said: I have this t-shirt. Only times I have been asked to explain it is when I have worn it in the US. Ah, T-shirts! 😀 I have a T-shirt that says : My password is the last eight digits of Pi. Just last week I was wearing it during a team meeting. One of the managers said "That doesn't make sense". Someone else said "Why not?" The manager said "Because Pi has only got six digits - 3.14159" - clearly proud of their knowledge. The meeting then went flying off at a tangent as someone else tried to explain what an irrational number is .... I kept my mouth shut, for fear of saying it's also a Transcendental number. Just in case the manager asked it it did meditation. 19 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
proton Posted June 4 Share Posted June 4 Years ago I memorized pi to 100 digits and it was amusing (for me) to notice how frequently groups of numbers that could be associated with trains popped up. 2884 (wheel arrangement of US mallets), 86204 (class 86 number) etc. Then I downloaded Pi to something like 100,000 places in Excel, and all of a sudden all sorts of "coincidences" appeared. No doubt quite a few passwords will appear... 3 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium BR60103 Posted June 5 RMweb Premium Share Posted June 5 From what I've heard, any number sequence should eventually turn up in pi. I'd be checking for seven 7s myself. My calculus book has a long development of pi/6. One method for putting yourself to sleep is to review the digits of pi backwards. 1 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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