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NIK Posted May 31 Share Posted May 31 The Welsh Valleys lines are to get the biggest timetable revamp for 30 years. Rail bosses say they've thought about it very Caerphilly. 1 3 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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D-A-T Posted June 1 Share Posted June 1 During a U2 concert in Leeds, Bono asked the audience for total quiet. Then in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands. Once every few seconds. Holding the audience in total silence, he said into the microphone "Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies." From the front of the crowd, a broad Yorkshire accent pierced the quiet: "Well f*ck!n' stop doin' it then ya evil b@sta*d!”. 15 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckymucklebackit Posted June 1 Share Posted June 1 I felt sorry for the hypnotist I went to see last night. He had just finished hypnotising the seven men on the stage when he dropped the microphone on his foot and exclaimed "F##k Me" What happened next will haunt me for the rest of my life.😳 18 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
F-UnitMad Posted June 1 Share Posted June 1 1 hour ago, D-A-T said: During a U2 concert in Leeds, Bono asked the audience for total quiet. Then in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands. Once every few seconds. Holding the audience in total silence, he said into the microphone "Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies." From the front of the crowd, a broad Yorkshire accent pierced the quiet: "Well f*ck!n' stop doin' it then ya evil b@sta*d!”. The version I heard said it was in Glasgow.? 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold franciswilliamwebb Posted June 1 RMweb Gold Share Posted June 1 5 minutes ago, F-UnitMad said: The version I heard said it was in Glasgow.? Same set-list... 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
F-UnitMad Posted June 1 Share Posted June 1 16 minutes ago, F-UnitMad said: The version I heard said it was in Glasgow.? 10 minutes ago, franciswilliamwebb said: Same set-list... 2 hours ago, D-A-T said: During a U2 concert in Leeds, Bono asked the audience for total quiet. Then in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands. Once every few seconds. Holding the audience in total silence, he said into the microphone "Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies." From the front of the crowd, a broad Yorkshire accent pierced the quiet: "Well f*ck!n' stop doin' it then ya evil b@sta*d!”. Wherever it is said to have happened, one thing I don't doubt at all, is that it did actually happen!! 😂😂👍👍 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted June 1 Share Posted June 1 37 minutes ago, F-UnitMad said: Wherever it is said to have happened, one thing I don't doubt at all, is that it did actually happen!! 😂😂👍👍 It did. But I thought it was clicking his fingers! https://youtu.be/Eih_ybKdVXU 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium kevinlms Posted June 1 RMweb Premium Share Posted June 1 4 hours ago, luckymucklebackit said: I felt sorry for the hypnotist I went to see last night. He had just finished hypnotising the seven men on the stage when he dropped the microphone on his foot and exclaimed "F##k Me" What happened next will haunt me for the rest of my life.😳 Were you one of the 'lucky' seven? 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted June 1 Share Posted June 1 Only ever saw one hypnotist which was in a local boozer. After being egged on and "volunteered", he found he couldn't hypnotise me. Funny how the people that could be hypnotised and were playing the silly games such as "being a shark" or "chicken" were all strangers..... 4 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted June 1 Share Posted June 1 Did see a very good topless ventriloquist once though Never saw her lips move 2 2 14 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Vistisen Posted June 1 RMweb Gold Share Posted June 1 On 30/05/2024 at 22:04, luckymucklebackit said: Did they ever find the resin why he drowned? At least we know his name was not Matt. 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium kevinlms Posted June 1 RMweb Premium Share Posted June 1 5 minutes ago, Vistisen said: At least we know his name was not Matt. So you took a shine to him? 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
33C Posted June 1 Share Posted June 1 Like when I got arrested for attacking someone with sandpaper. I just wanted to rough him up a bit, but we smoothed it over later. Bye! SLAM!! 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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exmoordave Posted June 3 Share Posted June 3 Anew Eskimo restaurant has opened up near me so I thought I would pop along and give it a try. The waiter apologised and said the menu had not arrived back frim the printers but he could recite the menu to me. "That's fine" I said, "Please do". "OK" said the waiter, "We have whale meat, whale meat, whale meat and the Vera Lynn". "What's the Vear Lynn?" I asked. The waiter replied "Whale meat again"......... 2 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
billbedford Posted June 3 Share Posted June 3 And if you ask for a whale meat sandwich, they'll say they don't want to cut up a whole whale for just one sandwich. 1 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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