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RMweb Gold Hroth Posted January 8 RMweb Gold Share Posted January 8 29 minutes ago, Dick Turpin said: But the way the Carry On universe works suggests that it would be called " Carry On Trekkin' "... 3 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted January 8 Share Posted January 8 They were planning on making a space one in the 1960s and the idea was revived in the 1970s after Star Wars became popular. Nothing came of it unfortunately. Jason 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CameronL Posted January 8 Share Posted January 8 2 hours ago, westernfan said: A Love story in 10 words : Girl meets boy in park. Boy parks meat in girl. She offered her honour. He honoured her offer. And all night long he was on 'er and off 'er. 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Compound2632 Posted January 8 RMweb Premium Share Posted January 8 3 hours ago, Dunsignalling said: Had to find something else to do with our hands? 🙂 Simply, the only modelling magazines they could reach were those on the middle shelf. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted January 8 Share Posted January 8 WH Smith did have a phrase where they were putting the model railway magazines on the top shelf! Annoyingly I was really after Razzle..... 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Compound2632 Posted January 8 RMweb Premium Share Posted January 8 43 minutes ago, Steamport Southport said: WH Smith did have a phrase where they were putting the model railway magazines on the top shelf! Ah yes, I think that was how I chanced on Issue 1 of MRJ... 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post westernfan Posted January 8 Popular Post Share Posted January 8 A woman, annoyed because her husband comes home late again, decides to leave a message on the dresser with the following content: "I've had enough and I'm leaving you.... no use looking for me!" Then, grinning, she hides under the bed to watch his reaction. A short time later the man comes home and she hears him scurrying in the kitchen before he comes into the bedroom. He goes to the dresser and reads the note. After a few seconds he writes something on the note and picks up the phone to call someone... "She's finally gone.... yes, I know, took a hell of a long time! I'm coming to you, put on your sexy negligee'! I love you.... can't wait to be with you.... we're going to do all those kinky things you like!" He hangs up, takes his keys and walks out. She hears his car drive away and crawls out from under the bed. Trembling with rage and with tears in her eyes, she takes the note and reads what he has written.... "I can see your feet. We are out of bread, be back in 10 minutes." 2 2 17 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Gold Hroth Posted January 8 RMweb Gold Share Posted January 8 1 hour ago, Compound2632 said: Ah yes, I think that was how I chanced on Issue 1 of MRJ... The place where I get my copies of MRJ keeps them, and all other model mags, on the top shelf. 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidB-AU Posted January 8 Share Posted January 8 (edited) 6 hours ago, Steamport Southport said: They were planning on making a space one in the 1960s and the idea was revived in the 1970s after Star Wars became popular. Nothing came of it unfortunately. Carry On Spaceman, planned for 1961. Norman Hudis had a completed script which was published in one of the books. The leads as trainee astronauts were to be Kenneth Williams, Kenneth Connor and Leslie Phillips who had been in Constable the previous year. I can't find anything about attempts to revive it in the 70s. From 1978 to 1980 they were planning a spoof of Dallas. Edited January 8 by DavidB-AU 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Steamport Southport Posted January 8 Share Posted January 8 9 minutes ago, DavidB-AU said: Carry On Spaceman, planned for 1961. Norman Hudis had a completed script which was published in one of the books. The leads as trainee astronauts were to be Kenneth Williams, Kenneth Connor and Leslie Phillips who had been in Constable the previous year. I can't find anything about attempts to revive it in the 70s. From 1978 to 1980 they were planning a spoof of Dallas. Ah. But I'm not looking at Wikipedia. It was on a documentary a few years back. The 1970s film would have been more like Spaceballs rather than about the space race and would have used the Space 1999 sets that they had access to at Pinewood Studios. Unfortunately the funding wasn't there and many of the actors were either dying, retiring or had moved away from making that type of film. Jason 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
westernfan Posted January 9 Share Posted January 9 17 hours ago, CameronL said: She offered her honour. He honoured her offer. And all night long he was on 'er and off 'er. Strange! My original joke to which this gentleman responded seems to have disappeared. 🤔 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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westernfan Posted January 9 Share Posted January 9 I was having a grown up discussion with my grandson over the Christmas holiday and he asked me what my views were on LGBT. I replied that I didn't mind Lettuce Bacon and Tomato in my sandwich but I didn't like Gherkins cos' they made my bum sore. 1 1 9 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Premium J. S. Bach Posted January 9 RMweb Premium Share Posted January 9 31 minutes ago, westernfan said: I was having a grown up discussion with my grandson over the Christmas holiday and he asked me what my views were on LGBT. I replied that I didn't mind Lettuce Bacon and Tomato in my sandwich but I didn't like Gherkins cos' they made my bum sore. I do not know about the "T", but LGB made a lot of decent large-scale trains; I always (still do, for that matter) wished that I could have afforded their Swiss Croc. Maybe someday. The MTH O scale Croc in two-rail just may have to substitute. 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
westernfan Posted January 9 Share Posted January 9 There's this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, 'If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll quit!' Well, everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word. Someone who had committed adultery would say they had 'fallen.' This seemed to satisfy the old priest and things went well, until the priest died at a ripe old age. About a week after the new priest arrived, he visited the mayor of the town and seemed very concerned. The priest said, 'You have to do something about the sidewalks in town. When people come into the confessional, they keep talking about having fallen.' The mayor started to laugh, realising that no one had told the new priest about the code word. Before the mayor could explain, the priest shook an accusing finger at the mayor and said, 'I don't know what you're laughing about, your wife fell three times this week.' 12 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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