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The Forum Jokes Thread


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Sexist, racist or religious jokes aren't funny - keep them to yourself!

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3 hours ago, Hroth said:

 

At least they aren't connected to a water supply, most dogs aren't big enough to pee in the slot of a letterbox and the way things are going, telephone poles might be a disappearing feature of the landscape too...

 

 

3 hours ago, Reorte said:

Telephone poles aren't going anywhere, they'll just be supporting fibre optic runs instead of copper wires.

Where my friend lives in South Benfleet the electric supply wires are supported on wooden poles.

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5 minutes ago, PhilJ W said:

 

Where my friend lives in South Benfleet the electric supply wires are supported on wooden poles.

 

Must be very rural... 🙂

 

2 minutes ago, Compound2632 said:

 

That's the usual rough-and-ready way it's done in the US, isn't it?

 

I refer my esteemed colleague to my previous response!

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8 minutes ago, KeithMacdonald said:

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There's nothing quantum in all this. Grandpa is attempting to assert Berkelean subjective idealism (if you can't see it, is it still a mess?), which Grandma refutes by an appeal to Cartesian realism (I hunger, therefore I am).

 

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2 minutes ago, LimboBrit said:

My garage is a few centimeters too short to get the car in. I tried driving in at great speed to see if it would fit. It didn't end well!

 

Well yes of course. From your inertial frame, it was the garage that appeared shorter, not the car.

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1 hour ago, LimboBrit said:

 

My garage is a few centimeters too short to get the car in. I tried driving in at great speed to see if it would fit. It didn't end well!

 

1 hour ago, Compound2632 said:

 

Well yes of course. From your inertial frame, it was the garage that appeared shorter, not the car.

The car is now shorter.😁

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