Thorness Posted October 13, 2023 Share Posted October 13, 2023 2 11 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium PhilJ W Posted October 13, 2023 RMweb Premium Share Posted October 13, 2023 (edited) 1 hour ago, pH said: Was he on the train, or not on the train - the uncertainty principal (sic). Was his name Schrödinger and did he have a cat? Edited October 13, 2023 by PhilJ W 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeithMacdonald Posted October 13, 2023 Share Posted October 13, 2023 15 minutes ago, PhilJ W said: Was his name Schroder and did he have a cat? That Schrö depends on whether he was a dinger or not. Schrödinger's cat 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CameronL Posted October 14, 2023 Share Posted October 14, 2023 12 hours ago, Thorness said: Don't forget- "Red sky at night - the refinery's alight." 4 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve1 Posted October 14, 2023 Share Posted October 14, 2023 steve 18 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium iands Posted October 14, 2023 RMweb Premium Share Posted October 14, 2023 34 minutes ago, steve1 said: steve That only equates to about 20 miles of single track, surely the cancelled sections of HS2 amounted to more than that? 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve1 Posted October 14, 2023 Share Posted October 14, 2023 steve 1 15 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
F-UnitMad Posted October 14, 2023 Share Posted October 14, 2023 5 hours ago, CameronL said: Don't forget- "Red sky at night - the refinery's alight." Red sky at night - your house is on fire. Red sky in morning - Fire Brigade were late...... 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold AndrueC Posted October 14, 2023 RMweb Gold Share Posted October 14, 2023 (edited) 18 hours ago, Thorness said: Mary had a little lamb it used to jump so high. One day it jumped into a butcher's shop and now it's in a pie. Edited October 14, 2023 by AndrueC 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckymucklebackit Posted October 14, 2023 Share Posted October 14, 2023 13 minutes ago, AndrueC said: Mary had a little lamb it used to jump so high. One day it jumped into a butcher's shop and now it's in a pie. Mary had a little pig It wouldn't stop its grunting. She tied it to a five bar gate And kicked it's.. And gave it a jolly good telling off. 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcredfer Posted October 14, 2023 Share Posted October 14, 2023 Done before... but, I like it..... Mary had a little Lamb, It's fleece was white as snow. But where the hell it came from, the doctor didn't know! 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Hroth Posted October 14, 2023 RMweb Gold Share Posted October 14, 2023 1 hour ago, luckymucklebackit said: Mary had a little pig It wouldn't stop its grunting. She tied it to a five bar gate And kicked it's.. And gave it a jolly good telling off. Mary had a little lamb She also had a bear I've often seen her little lamb I've never seen her.... 7 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obi-Jiff Kenobi Posted October 14, 2023 Share Posted October 14, 2023 Mary had a little bear, And a forgetful mind, She’d often go out for a walk, And leave her bear behind. 1 9 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium rab Posted October 14, 2023 RMweb Premium Share Posted October 14, 2023 A really silly one, which came to mind reading another (now closed) thread where mention was made of Boots. An old guy stops someone in the street, and asks if they can suggest anywhere he could buy a hot water bottle. "Have you tried Boots" they said. "Yes", he replied, "but the water comes out of the lace-holes"! (Plenty more where that came from but I'll resist the temptation to share more). 2 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Bernard Lamb Posted October 14, 2023 RMweb Premium Share Posted October 14, 2023 Mary had a little lamb She kept it in a bucket And every time the lamb got out The bulldog tried to put it back in again. I know I have posted it before but as we seem to be having a burst of notalgia I will join in. Bernard 4 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CameronL Posted October 14, 2023 Share Posted October 14, 2023 Mary had a little lamb. Its fleece was white and soft. A Lorry ran it over And now it's in a kofta. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold The Johnster Posted October 14, 2023 RMweb Gold Share Posted October 14, 2023 4 hours ago, F-UnitMad said: Red sky at night - your house is on fire. Red sky in morning - Fire Brigade were late...... Come home to a real fire, buy a cottage in Wales. 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Tim123 Posted October 14, 2023 RMweb Gold Share Posted October 14, 2023 Mary had a little lamb She also had a duck wait for it..... She hoped the butcher would have some ham But she was out of luck 9 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Gold Hroth Posted October 14, 2023 RMweb Gold Share Posted October 14, 2023 2 hours ago, The Johnster said: Come home to a real fire, buy a cottage in Wales. They also tried setting fire to English estate agents in the cottage trade, but for some reason they didn' t burn as well... 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Welchester Posted October 14, 2023 RMweb Premium Share Posted October 14, 2023 2 hours ago, The Johnster said: Come home to a real fire, buy a cottage in Wales. Not the Nine O’Clock News, if memory serves. Ah yes: https://youtu.be/4O79Glps-DY?feature=shared 2 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium PhilJ W Posted October 14, 2023 RMweb Premium Share Posted October 14, 2023 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeithMacdonald Posted October 15, 2023 Share Posted October 15, 2023 16 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold SHMD Posted October 15, 2023 RMweb Gold Share Posted October 15, 2023 I think they forgot a couple of "two factor" verification steps... Kev. 1 2 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Sidecar Racer Posted October 15, 2023 RMweb Premium Share Posted October 15, 2023 (edited) 19 hours ago, KeithMacdonald said: And that is exactly how it is at my surgery . It's total pants . Edited October 16, 2023 by Sidecar Racer 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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